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Song Parodies -> "Hollywood Gal"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Hollywood Gal"

Parody Written by:

Unknownface

The Lyrics

I came up with this random idea. Hope you enjoy the song about an actor. It is up to you to decide what the rest of the song means.
Uh huh, this is my show
All the girls stomp your feet like this

The few times I've been round that track
Well I never really had to act
'Cause I ain't no Hollywood gal
I ain't no Hollywood gal [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my show, this my show [x4]

I heard that you were acting it
And you didn't think that I would see it
People hear you acting like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to act, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody turnin' it up

The few times I've been round that track
Well I never really had to act
'Cause I ain't no Hollywood gal
I ain't no Hollywood gal [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my show, this my show [x4]

So that's right dude, mix those beaters
No pretty gals, no stupid leaders
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm be a fight, gonna act my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one acting, clap board hits the dust

The few times I've been around that track
Well I never really had to act
'Cause I ain't no Hollywood gal
I ain't no Hollywood gal [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my show, this my show [x4]

Let me hear you say this show's called Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This show is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again
This show's called Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This show is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

The few times I've been around that track
Well I never really had to act
'Cause I ain't no Hollywood gal
I ain't no Hollywood gal [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my show, this my show [x4]
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 11

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K-twins - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
the pacing was pretty good, the parody wasn't funny, and It was not catchy at all.
Blethar - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Meh.
Yet Another Dutchman - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Aww, I can't be mean, but I wish to give you some advice: when you write a parody, try to replace more words from the original song by words you think of yourself. Not every line in your parody has to rhyme with the original. Go check other parodies and you'll find out. I know it's not my place to judge, but it might help you on your way.
Unknownface - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for th advice everybody, I'm new at parody writing and so really the advice is going to good use. I do agree that I used many of the original words and it isn't all that funny. The thing is many of the words went well with the parody version. I however myself believe the timing was good and overall it was very nice. I thought of it all on my own and I guess practice makes ones work better. Keep the advice coming. Thanks This site rocks
cali - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
how long did it take you to write this. 2 minutes. If I thought like you it would probably take me only 2 minutes. think of your own s**t.
Unknownface - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Cali, yes it might be crap but it was one of my first parodies. The reason I put it here was to learn from my own work. Maybe a parody like the one I wrote would only take you 2 minutes but it took me longer. (1st timer- lol). So really Cali.- whatever. I think it was good for a first timer and I now for sure I learned from my work. So whatever. I never said it was good. I never said I expected much. So I dunno what your point is. lol Thanks for the advice.

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