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Song Parodies -> "Holystank Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Holystank Girl"

Parody Written by:

Master Shake

The Lyrics

What happens when you take a song that songs like poo and add poo in, I guess this is what happens:
Uh huh, this is my poo
All the girls stomp your feet on doo

A few times I've had that snack
So the doodoo is not just gonna flow like that
Because I ain't no poopoo girl
I ain't no poopoo girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo, this my poo [x4]

I heard that you were malking poo
And you didn't think that I would smell it
People smelt you stanking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a poodown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your doo-doo downs, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've had really bad doo
So it's not just gonna smell like poo
Because I ain't no clean smelling girl
I ain't no clean smelling girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo, this my poo [x4]

So that's right dude, meet me at the toilets
No peepe-ers,no little craplets
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna doo, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna poop it to you
That's right I'm the last one still dooing, another one bites my poo

A few times I've smelled really bad
So it's not just gonna smell like the farts of your dad
Because I am a damn smelly girl
I ain't no got no perfume on girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo, this my poo [x4]

Let me hear you say this poo is Corn
C-O-R-N-I-E-Y
(This poo is corn)
(C-O-R-N-D-O-O)

Again
This poo is Corn
C-O-R-N-I-E-Y
(This poo is corn)
(C-O-R-N-D-O-O)

A few times I've had diarrhea
So it's not just gonna smell like gonnarrhea
And damn it will smell bad girl
I ain't no good smelling girl [x2]

Ooooh ooh, this my poo, this my poo [x4]

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M-Dawg - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Man you should just "Shake" that ass out of here cuz this shit was horrible!
Olvan The Terrible - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Sometimes a parody is so bad it's inexplicably hilarious. I call this the Hamilinton Effect.
william - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Why did you call it "Holystank Girl? I didn't hear that at all in the song. Anyway, it's pretty good.
Lil' Mak - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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