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Song Parodies -> "Whatcha Eating For?"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Whatcha Eating For?"

Parody Written by:

Raymond L. Mabry

The Lyrics

What an enraging time
I am out of beef
I've so much lard inside
I cant see my feet

chomp chomp
chomp chomp
chomp chomp
chomp chomp

la la la la
la la la

Its like I cant stop eating, even in the car
A scary revelation, widened eyes cant find the cake
What if they say your ass is wider?
Well naturally they'll notice i'm no skin and bones
I eat all day I eat all night look at this fat isn't it great?

Richard simmons would say no! (Oh Uh Oh)

Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin' for?

Oh, Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin' for?

chomp chomp
chomp chomp
chomp chomp
chomp chomp

Damn your ass is fat it shows!

Bacon with those eggs oh your depleting your health
You know that if you fart then the whole earth will surely shake
Always eating a damn sandwich
And all of that fried chicken hell you eat the bones
You need to go wash up you sit all day your ass it really stinks

Your lifes short get the tombstone (Oh Uh Oh)

(Uh Uh, Uh Uh)
Always so hot now
Cannot bend to cut your toenails
Your handicapped cause of your back
And they all predict heart attack

Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin' for?

Oh, Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin' for?

I'll eat cookie dough
Right out of the can
Damn its hot I need a fan
And i'll eat pizza rolls
Hell I would eat the world
I'd be full for just a while

Go! Always so hot now
Cannot bend to cut your toenails
Your handicapped cause of your back
And they all predict heart attack

Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin' for?

Oh, Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin'
Whatcha eatin' for?

Whatcha eating for? Oh whatcha eating for?
Damn your ass is fat it shows!
Whatcha eating for? Oh whatcha eating for?
Damn your ass is fat it shows!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

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Blethar - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was off in places, and some words repeated a few too many times, but all in all a funny and accurate parody. 4-5-5.

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