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Song Parodies -> "South African, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Canadian, Please"

Original Performer:

Gunnarolla

Parody Song Title:

"South African, Please"

Parody Written by:

Kody the Fox

The Lyrics

This is how when you visit South Africa. Jennifer the Flamingo and Paul the Waterbuck sing. The lyrics have the debut to the names of my new South African characters, Chris the Hyena, Ulysses the Jackal, Rupert the Tiger, Pierce the Elephant, Cam the Deer and Kenyon the Kudu.
Jennifer the Flamingo:
Yeah, I know that you wanna be South African, please
Even if in summer things tend to dry
We've got the world monopoly on cities
And our country's bordered by two different seas

Paul the Waterbuck:
Yeah, I know that you wanna be South African, please
We had the first human heart transplant, we've got expertise
We made freedom to combat antagonism
Yeah, I know that you wanna be South African, please

Both:
Chris' got monarchy
Ulysses' got the money
But I know that you wanna be South African...

Blake has a scuba site,
Rupert chills with Charlize...
But I know that you wanna be South African...

Male Voice:
South African has 4 human race groups....
Black, white, colored and Asian....

Jennifer the Flamingo:
Yeah, I know that you wanna be South African, please
Where else do find the police
Or go to the hangar and not pay fees
Yeah, I know that you wanna be South African, please

Paul the Waterbuck:
And when waterbucks are in demand,
we've got the country's largest supply on hand
So you know that you can make a pretty good friend
But it's better if you can be...

[Both repeat refrain]

Female voice:
So you're think to yourself,
"How do I live this beautiful country?" (like South Africa)
Well, I've got some steps for you to follow..

Both:
STEP 1-Lose the bomb,
STEP 2-Buy a Jeep
STEP 3-Live legally
STEP 4-You're ready, there is no more!

We got gazelles, jaguars and elephants
We got hippos, lions and rhinos
And we sorry about Charlize Theron
But she did star in the movie with Bill Paxton....

[echoing]:
Paxton...

[Both repeat refrain]

Pierce chills out with soccer teams,
Cam builds a hall of dreams,
But I know that you wanna be South African...

and Kenyon, he has safaris
But we missed lots of other friends
But I know that you wanna be South African!



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