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Original Song Title:

"Smile"

Original Performer:

G-Unit

Parody Song Title:

"The Virus"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

The horror of all computer geeks -- the virus that wipes all of your files. Watch the nightmare unfold, and, while you're at it, enjoy!
Yeah,
Something awful, you know,
An epidemic,
Virus,
You know, "cuz a person downloadin' don't mean he don't,
Care about his files, baby,
Woo!

(You should have backed up your files),
(You should have backed up your files),
(You should have backed up your files),
(After it wiped and cleaned the files on your harddrive),

I look at my screen, wanting to take revenge,
Because I usually save before my session ends,
I was just reading e-mail from one of my friends,
When the screen went black, I cannot comprehend,
It all depends, maybe before I could send the power crashed,
I wonder how much my computer cached,
So I turned it back on hoping my work's intact,
But I stare and look in terror, my firewall's been hacked,
My defenses are all cracked,
My computer's files are what it lacked,
I'll find whoever programmed all of that,
Again my computer crashed and I stare at the black,
I sit and stare, the Lord knows,
How many gigabytes of data are old news,
All of my backups, too, were closed,
The way it looks, it looks like one of those bad shows, bug prose,

My computer is down, I should call around, I hope I can get it fixed,
(Should have backed up your files),
My harddrive is corrupt, wiped of my stuff, shouldn't have opened it,
(Should have backed up your files),
I'm pulling out my hair, cursing at the air, dialing a support line,
(Should have backed up your files),
I guess I'll take it to the store, see if they can restore, anything I had,
(Should have backed up your files),

I'm breezin' through the yellow pages, now,
Looking for some help before I have a cow,
The man couldn't help me with all his fancy tools,
This makes me want to throw it into a pool,
I'm steamin' mad at this situation, cruel,
I couldn't sleep, I'm whimsically,
Insane, I'm mad at this, it is messing with me physically,
I sit it silence in rooms,
Because I lost my iTunes,
And I lost my occupational interests,
Maybe I should think to invest,
In a brand new computer on which I can start over and rest,
Easier than as of late,
I shouldn't have opened the e-mail with the deadly PC attachment,
But thinking, I wonder if I sent it back,
To anyone, to work maybe, they open in an hour flat,
I should call them, get their attention for a while,
Tell them not to open the file,

My computer is down, I should call around, I hope I can get it fixed,
(Should have backed up your files),
My harddrive is corrupt, wiped of my stuff, shouldn't have opened it,
(Should have backed up your files),
I'm pulling out my hair, cursing at the air, dialing a support line,
(Should have backed up your files),
I guess I'll take it to the store, see if they can restore, anything I had,
(Should have backed up your files),
My computer is down, I should call around, I hope I can get it fixed,
(Should have backed up your files),
My harddrive is corrupt, wiped of my stuff, shouldn't have opened it,
(Should have backed up your files),
I'm pulling out my hair, cursing at the air, dialing a support line,
(Should have backed up your files),
I guess I'll take it to the store, see if they can restore, anything I had,
(Should have backed up your files),

(You should have backed up your files),
(You should have backed up your files),
(You should have backed up your files),
(After it wiped and cleaned the files on your harddrive).
It makes you want to cry, doesn't it...?

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bobpiecheese - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny. Man, that song is so true. Say, iisryan, can you look at this parody? It asks a favour of you. Tell me you answer in the comments. www.amiright.com/parody/60s/royorbison47.shtml

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