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Song Parodies -> "I Smell Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"I Smell P***y"

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Original Performer:

G-Unit

Parody Song Title:

"I Smell Cookies"

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The Lyrics

I really like this one. It's about a child that loves cookies...really, have you ever met one that hasn't? I'm in the mood for some sweets right now...enjoy!
*Sniff*
Someone smell that?
What's that?

I smell cookies,
(Is that you, Mom?)
I smell cookies,
(Is that you, Dad?)
I smell cookies,
(Is that you, Grams?)
I smell cookies,
(Is that you, Aunt?)
(I want some cookies),

I'm home now, mother, I'm hopping,
There's nothing you can do to stop me,
They make me get so emotional,
They'd better be chocolate chip,

It's not in my nature to make a pig of me but I ate,
Every single vegetable you placed upon my plate,
Now, I'm smelling something that makes me salivate,
So may I call my own the cookie, treat or scone?
When I got home I thought I was not alone,
As I smelled the arom-a from the other room,
I tell you, you can eat one, I'm not trying to hog them all,
But the sweet, seducing scent is reducing me to a crawl,
Mommy, I'm not a regular child, I've been quite good,
I've stayed out of trouble and I've eaten all my food,
So I see you're in a good mood,
I'm liking your shoes, you don't look a day over 22,
You say you're not going to fall with the little tricks with your head,
That I cannot have a cookie this close to time for bed,
I guess the smell will just have to grace my dreams,
And maybe I can get one tomorrow, milk and cream,
Chocolate chip!

Mom, you know I like it when you stir the mix,
And let me clean the spoon with my licks,
And you know I love the melted chocolate chips,
My mouth is watering and my jaw is tottering,
Mom, you know I like it when you stir the mix,
And let me clean the spoon with my licks,
And you know I love the melted chocolate chips,
My mouth is watering and my jaw is tottering,

When I first had one,
It was really not a bad one,
It was before the meal on top of the refrigerator,
And that night was a late one, I laid up all night,
Thinking about how great it would be to get another bite,
Since then it's been Chips Ahoy and Oreos, man,
I have bags and bags and forget where I began,
A little boy hoppin'-scotch with my box of animal crackers,
I'm in the recess grounds behind the soccer fields,
Not sharing them like they were my very last meals,
I sold my bike and Elmo Plays Classical Scales,
To boost Chips Ahoy sales,
I think I'm growing a cream filling and sprouting chocolate chips,
Before you know it, chocolate milk will result from milk I sip,
The best yet, all across the globe,
Comes from mom's oven, they're out of control!

Mom, you know I like it when you stir the mix,
And let me clean the spoon with my licks,
And you know I love the melted chocolate chips,
My mouth is watering and my jaw is tottering,
Mom, you know I like it when you stir the mix,
And let me clean the spoon with my licks,
And you know I love the melted chocolate chips,
My mouth is watering and my jaw is tottering,

I wonder, when they're gone, will I miss "em?
Or will I only get another like has always been my mission?
I'm full of this stuff,
I'm loving the chocolate, loving the size,
Later the doctor will be depressing my tongue and checking my eyes,
Come on, I'm book smart and sweet smart,
Later, I'll need surgery in my heart,
I'm into tongue lickin',
Can-day all day,
Momma ain't home so taking one is ok,
Oreo, you know we eat it "till I get stout,
So much so I can't wait for the girl scouts,
The fire's burnin',
The Lord's blessings keep me hungry as my head's turnin',
My teeth break through the crust, I'll have my toes curlin',
Whether it's twelve or half past eleven,
I'm-a indulge and, I tell you, I'll be in heaven,
(Yeah!)
So when I look in disgust, I'm faking, man,
On fire as soon as I see that baking pan,

Mom, you know I like it when you stir the mix,
And let me clean the spoon with my licks,
And you know I love the melted chocolate chips,
My mouth is watering and my jaw is tottering,
Mom, you know I like it when you stir the mix,
And let me clean the spoon with my licks,
And you know I love the melted chocolate chips,
My mouth is watering and my jaw is tottering.
And maybe some milk to wash it down...

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