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Song Parodies -> "Yankees Suck ( NBA is better )"

Original Song Title:

"Stunt 101"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

G-Unit

Parody Song Title:

"Yankees Suck ( NBA is better )"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Thsi was nothing offensive ot you Yankee fans out there, its just meant as a joke. SO don't kill me or anything
I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
I'll teach you how to punt
You are not scheming nigga you aren't dreaming you suck my ass
I teach you how to punt

Every single yankee blows
So lets line them up and tell you how it goes
Kevin Brown, he can't pitch for his life
He should get married to Jose Contreras he'd make a good wife
Jorge De Paula, god what a name
Tom Gordon, who the hell is he he need's some fame
Felix Heredia, even worse than name one
He can bend right over and kiss Mike Mussinas buns
And even worse than Donovan Osbourne will come along
Hopefully him and Paul Quantrell won't be playing wrong
Mariano Rivera finally someone i've heard of
Him and Javier Vazques are should share some love
Gabe White man yo hes in need of some skill
Him and Miguel Cairo really cannot how to kill
Tony Clark, never heard of him either
Jason Giambi yo hes worse than neither

I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
I'll teach you how to punt
You are not scheming nigga you aren't dreaming you suck my ass
I teach you how to punt

Derek Jeter, man hes a big cheater
Even somehow worse than Alex Rodriguz
Enrique Wilson man he thinks hes the best
But in his mind he really wants to play for the Mets
Bubba Crosby, Kenny Lofton, Never heard of them both
I should know their batting averages why don't u gimme a post
Hideki Matsui man can he even speak american
Or is he just a chinese man with no caring
Gary Sheffield, Ruben Sierra, and three more guys
Bernie Williams , Jorge Posada John Flarety, they make me cry
thats the full roster Oh did i miss someone
Roger Clemens wait he got traded for a nun
Now I got everyone and now you know the rule
If your a fan of the yankees than your obviously a fool
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
I'll teach you how to punt
You are not scheming nigga you aren't dreaming you suck my ass
I teach you how to punt

Now you understand teh way I feel man
Todays my last day to live tommoror i'll get killed by Yankee fans
I dunno why baseball alikes are so serious
Just watch the NBA they don't make you furious
Vince Carter Jason Kidd, all of them can play
Yao Ming SHaquille O Neal mna they show no dismay
Kobe Bryant Caramello Anthony man they're te best
Now allow me to name the rest
Lebron James Dirk Nowitski i heard he was a fireman
Hes even almost as good as Allen Iverson
Thats about it theres too many to name
If your a yankee fan then you should have shame
Unfortinutelly I need to go see them on Saturday
If I even survive til Thursday
Thats where i'm coming from
So think of me when MLB loses and NBA won

I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
You said, "Don't kill me." Fine. But you didn't say, "Don't give me all ones."
Mikey Boy - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude whtas your problem it was just a joke
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
My problem is you ripped my team, and it didn't even have the saving grace of being good or at least funny. Butt I cann se yur prolbem is boht speling and punkchuashun
Mikey Boy - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You people are so rude. Y can't you just tell me ya don't like it instead of hurting my feelings. I work hard on these songs and all I get is bs from everyone except Mr.Machpisto
Mikey Boy - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate u mike. I'm giving all of your songs ones. All you neede to say was that you didn't like it.
Gary Costello - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I think the song is great....YANKEES DO SUCK. Let's see...hitting... Sox- 881 RUNS Yankmees- 867 Sox- 1518 HITS Yankmees-1430 Sox- 350 2B Yankmees-272 Sox- 23 3B Yankmees-19 Sox-233 HR Yankmees-210 Sox-847 RBI Yankmees-833 Sox-2544 tot base Yankmees-2439 Sox-620 BB Yankmees-644 Sox-1122 SO Yankmees-933 Sox-64 SB Yankmees-83 Sox-28 c steal Yankmees-32 Sox-359 OBP Yankmees-356 Sox-.472 SLG Yankmees-.462 Sox-.282 AVG Yankmees-.271 Sox- 118 GDP Yankmees-150 K...so other than HR's, walks, SO's and stolen bases we lead in every other stat. PITCHING...hehe! Sox- 4.16 ERA Yankmees- 4.65 Sox- 4 CG Yankmees- 1 Sox- 12 SHO Yankmees- 5 Sox- 33 SVS Yankmees-56 Sox- 46 saves opp Yankmees-72 (more oppertunity more saves) Sox-1354 Hits Yankmees-1455 Sox- 723 Runs Yankmees 761 Sox- 634 ER Yankmees- 710 Sox- 150 HR Yankmees- 176 Sox- 423 BB Yankmees-408 (we have a knuckleball pitcher) Sox-1081 SO Yankmees-1003 Sox-2165 tot bases Yankmees-2316 Sox-1 Balk Yankmees-4 Sox-1.30 WHIP Yankmees-1.35 Sox-.409 SLG Yankmees-.431 Sox . 319 OBA Yankmees-.325 Looks like we rule these stats too...hmmmm. Why are the Yankees in first place....maybe the easier schedule or maybe it's the fact they have 60,000,000 more than the Red Sox....Maybe there should be a salary cap with a limit...then maybe more teams like the Brewers and Expos have a chance to win it. Baseballl sucks....I'm going to start watching Football....besides baseball players cry when they have the sniffles or a hangnail....booo hooo! Obviously the Yankees do suck...they lost to a team with the 2'nd lowest payroll in the World Series....hehehe...now that's worth buying a hotdog and a 5 dollar beer.
Gary Costello - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I suck
Mikey Boy - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
If u think ths songs great then y did u give me 1;s? not that i blame u cuz I know the pacing is shit city.
Teddy Bear - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Mikey Boy, do everyone a favor by laying off the hard stuff and stick with beer.
Mikey Boy - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
no i don't think i can do that for you
MC Budder - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
we don't wanna hurt Mikey Boy's feelings people because he's a little pussy. i bet he's cryin right now
Mikey Boy - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
i am crying right now how did you know
Max Power - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Mikey Boy = Met-Sox fan Many of them are on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTmv4nzuEs&mode=related&search= Lay off the hard stuff kid.
Max Power - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
There's more 1s where that coming from.

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