-> "Yankees Suck ( NBA is better )"
Original Song Title:
"Stunt 101"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Yankees Suck ( NBA is better )"
The Lyrics
I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
I'll teach you how to punt
You are not scheming nigga you aren't dreaming you suck my ass
I teach you how to punt
Every single yankee blows
So lets line them up and tell you how it goes
Kevin Brown, he can't pitch for his life
He should get married to Jose Contreras he'd make a good wife
Jorge De Paula, god what a name
Tom Gordon, who the hell is he he need's some fame
Felix Heredia, even worse than name one
He can bend right over and kiss Mike Mussinas buns
And even worse than Donovan Osbourne will come along
Hopefully him and Paul Quantrell won't be playing wrong
Mariano Rivera finally someone i've heard of
Him and Javier Vazques are should share some love
Gabe White man yo hes in need of some skill
Him and Miguel Cairo really cannot how to kill
Tony Clark, never heard of him either
Jason Giambi yo hes worse than neither
I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
I'll teach you how to punt
You are not scheming nigga you aren't dreaming you suck my ass
I teach you how to punt
Derek Jeter, man hes a big cheater
Even somehow worse than Alex Rodriguz
Enrique Wilson man he thinks hes the best
But in his mind he really wants to play for the Mets
Bubba Crosby, Kenny Lofton, Never heard of them both
I should know their batting averages why don't u gimme a post
Hideki Matsui man can he even speak american
Or is he just a chinese man with no caring
Gary Sheffield, Ruben Sierra, and three more guys
Bernie Williams , Jorge Posada John Flarety, they make me cry
thats the full roster Oh did i miss someone
Roger Clemens wait he got traded for a nun
Now I got everyone and now you know the rule
If your a fan of the yankees than your obviously a fool
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
I'll teach you how to punt
You are not scheming nigga you aren't dreaming you suck my ass
I teach you how to punt
Now you understand teh way I feel man
Todays my last day to live tommoror i'll get killed by Yankee fans
I dunno why baseball alikes are so serious
Just watch the NBA they don't make you furious
Vince Carter Jason Kidd, all of them can play
Yao Ming SHaquille O Neal mna they show no dismay
Kobe Bryant Caramello Anthony man they're te best
Now allow me to name the rest
Lebron James Dirk Nowitski i heard he was a fireman
Hes even almost as good as Allen Iverson
Thats about it theres too many to name
If your a yankee fan then you should have shame
Unfortinutelly I need to go see them on Saturday
If I even survive til Thursday
Thats where i'm coming from
So think of me when MLB loses and NBA won
I'll teach you how to punt
Your wrists stay locked up
Get the feel of the knock up in a Mercedes Benz
I'll teach you how to punt
Nigga you can't do it
Your bently GT smoking crack cocaine
I'll teach you how to punt
Your neck can't stay blinging your rims can't stay gleaming your losing man
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