I'm a little meanie
gonna steal some candy
I've been waiting wakely
for Pinatas like you

Can you share my passion
Working for Dastardos
I want satisfaction
all of the time

If I want some candy,
bird of paradise
come, and fill up my desire

You can please me,
tease me,
take me to the sky,
ruffians we can steal like fire!

(chorus)
I am Professor Pester
be nasty all the time
I am Professor Pester,
Victory is mine

I am Professor Pester
and Victory is mine
I am Professor Pester...

I can beat Pinatas
show you all my faces
And I got my Ruffians
we gonna be there

Do you wanna scold me
when I feel angry
slowly you consume me
sours of mine

If I want some candy,
bird of paradise
come, and feel up my desire

You can please me,
tease me,
take me to the sky,
ruffians we can burn like fire
(CHORUS)

'nother kind of waltz
dance just calls
open up your eyes
for someone like me

I'm on my way
leaving today
I'm gonna ride
to the other side

If I want some candy,
bird of paradise
come, and feel up my desire

you can please me,
tease me,
take me to the sky,
ruffians we can burn like fire
(CHORUS)