Well I aint never got the free for all hype
Say you don't know that I'm insane
You know that I feel alright
Serve a platter, for the chunky bunch
on a broken old glass plate
Filled the holes in my friends' walls
with gravel, sand and waste
Those people can't deny me, it really is a trip
I'd sit barenaked on a dead front lawn
with alot of birds to flip

Cause I'm an air head woman
Aint no genius broad
I just a'sit here eatin' raisins shouting "Loser!" and "Buzz off!"
And I keep those ugly lights on on my Camper all night long
And I know all the words to every MC Hammer song
So here's to all the losers out there ruling this country
Let me hear a big "Get real" from those airhead girls like me.
Get real! Get real!

Those high school diplomas
Man those things real nice!
Oh I know I'll find the same old thing
from a homeless bum with lice
It still seems brainy, and just as classy
As the teachers claim to be.
No I don't need no paper bag,
To make my friends like me
You might think it's crazy,
you might say "What a bore"
But with the things, I've been taught,
I own a liquor store

Cause I'm an air head woman
Aint no genius broad
I just a'sit here eatin' raisins shouting "Loser!" and "Buzz off!"
And I keep those ugly lights on on my Camper all night long
And I know all the words to every Michael Jackson song
So here's to all the losers out there ruling this country
Let me hear a big "Get real" from those airhead girls like me.
Get real! Get real!


Yes I'm an air head woman
Aint no genius broad
I just a'sit here eatin' raisins shouting "Loser!" and "Buzz off!"
And I keep those ugly lights on on my Camper all night long
And I know all the words to every Uncle Kracker song
So here's to all the losers out there ruling this country
Let me hear a big "Get real" from those airhead girls like me.
Get real! Get real!
I said "Get real!"