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Song Parodies -> "Canadian Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Canadian Idiot"

Parody Written by:

The Punster

The Lyrics

Finaly! I actualy got up an did a parody. This one, I'm thinking about recording and doing a music video to it too. Meh. Who Knows?As With all my parodies, I mean not to purposly offend. If you are Canadian, and you're offended, I'm sorry. On with it!
I wanna be a Canadian Idiot
I wanna nation under a red maple leaf
Hey can hear the sounds of running water?
Great white north, I'm comming right to ya.

Welcome to a differnt country
Nothing like your average nation.
Although the strereotypes drive some insane
Like It's true you get milk in a bag there
It's the sole reason we all have hockey
I think I'm gonna move there someday

Well maybe they say "Eh" in Canadia
It's much better than "Duh" in America
Now everybody grab some maple syrup
Bring some buddies for a bit of a Stange Brew

Welcome to a differnt country
Nothing like your average nation.
Although the Stereotypes drive some insane
Avirl, Shanter, and Celine were made there
Also Keanu, Carrey and Mr. Shaffer
I think I'm gonna move there someday

(Guitar Solo, not that great, but still Rockin)

I wanna be a Canadian Idiot
One Person that can be a Royal Mountee
Tommorow You'll see me in Toronto
In the town square Singing Oh Canada.

Welcome to a differnt country
Nothing like your average nation.
Although the strereotypes drive some insane
I tried to fit a joke about venison
Or something mocking their french-speaking
I think I'm gonna move there someday
Copyright 2005 Random Idiot Productions.

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 123

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   43
 2   14
 3   16
 4   10
 5   40

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Andrew Darwitan - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you joking? It was good on the start. But getting worse and worse.
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
A laywer representing Mr. Donald Cherry would like to have a word with you. It seems "Grapes" is rather sour on this. (It could be worse: It could have been written by K1chyd, from Cherry's favorite target country.)
The Punster - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I understand your concerns and all. I found it a bit dwindinling myself. As for cherry's lawyer, If he want's to talk to me, I want to hear it from him.
The Punster - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sure that you need go back to grade school. Ryming is not the sole reason of the parody. You have no room to speak, since you can't puntcutate, spell, or much less have any comunication skills whatsoever.
uvakid - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing fell by the wayside, it's not really that funny, and I'm a grammar/punctuation/spelling nut. 1-2-1
...Bob - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't like it cose i'm canadian...Canada Rocks!!
guess who - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I heart Cananda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! way to go bob!!!!!
Shadow - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm canadian, and there was no offense to me. How ever the song didnt rhyme nor pace. And if u ever make another parody about canada u cant forget about the beer. Its the only ting we're proud of.
Sideshow - September 02, 2006 - Report this comment
utterly terrible.... and Im Canadian
"Odd Austin" Aeschliman - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, did you know that this is exactly the same title of Weird Al's parody of American Idiot on his new album! Wow, and you beat to it by like a year!
Mrs.Armstrong - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
lol. tht was way funny. i love Green Day and that was pretty good. GREEN DAY ROX MAN!!!!
josh - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I see all the canadian idiots posted how much they didn't like the song. (j/k guys, it's all good). I love Green Day. I thought the words were very funny, but the pacing was a little off. Overall it was good!
omfg - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
this is already a song by werid al
asshole - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
why do all Canadians complain about the song? it's only saying the truth about canada like Green Day did on American Idiot song. I'm American and i didn't get offended by the song i love it. so please canadian people it's only a song and shut up i know you all know how funny it is!!!!
Greenday sucks! - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
it's 99 billion times better than greenday's CRAP version! I wish it was "dont wanna be an unintelligent musician!" I'm gonna make that a song some day. F&#* you greenday!
L. A. - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm Canadian, and I'm not offended, I just think it's dumb. And as for the "I wasn't offended by Green Day's American Idiot & I'm American"...well, Green Day are Americans too, so how could you be offended, it's an American spin of Americans. But Weird Al isn't Canadian...he spoke of how he hopes we Canadians get the irony, and I totally get it. He's making fun of American Ignorance...because everything he says about (translation: aboot) is exactly the skewed view that some Americans have of Canadians. So yes Weird Al, it is ironic, don't you think?
Canadian Ladybug - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the song, I am Canadian and I find it hilarious!! Most of it is pretty true, except not all of Canada is freezing cold ya know! It is funny..
Chicken Herman - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Chicken Herman - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
canadian person - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
hi i am a canadian,but i think that this song is cool rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isadora - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It was okay. I mean, props to you for spending the time to write a song. It wasn't anything spectacular though, but then...I'm really not a fan of any parody. Although, you're slightly better than Weird Al, who I hope quits...because he was never ahead.
Alex - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Weired Al Yankovic also did one.
canadian dude - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
i am a canadian but i love it (i am not affended at all!!!!!!)
billy bob - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i want the real song!!!!!!!!!!!! not yours
r4-d13 - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Parody Cop Killer - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
His version is not verbatim to this, so the author is safe here. Get over yourself.
Chankooooo - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
good try on a parody, tho of course weird al's is better, i'm canadian and heck why would we be offended by this? americans have done worse mockery of their neighbor, so this is really nothing to be offended about.
marcel bueeler - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Be canadian....drink beer
NMan - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Great Parody, of course I like Wierd Al's better. Its not a copyright issue because he couldnt have taken Wierd Als idea he released it over a year before Straight outta lynwood.
Paulie - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty dumb but I can laugh at it cause Canadians always have a good sense of humour..... Let's see; Wal-mart, KFC/Taco-bell, Seattle's best coffee, Starbucks on every corner, McDonald's/Barf King/Wendy's/ Harvey's and every other fast food conglomerate you guys have in the states, Sears, Future Shop/Bestbuy, and about a million other companies that exist here came from the US. Norad (North American Air Defense System)=American+Canadian Military Joint effort, American military copying our field camoflage because we were smart enough to patent it and they cannot legally steal it(like that will stop them), Canadians in Afghanistan losing their lives to the war on terrorism, the lack/ignorance of american knowledge of what is really going on in Bush's administration, and the fact that the US is the FATTEST nation in the world, even after watching SuperSize Me is a testament to who the less intelligent nation really is. Here are a few more differences for ya; Canadian education is alot better than the American system, we don't need guns to solve problems-we beat the f@$k outta one another if there's a beef, WE KNOW what the US government is doing, most Canadian guys eat p*$$y so their girlfriends/wives don't leave them as easily, and of course our UFC Fighters ALWAYS walk through guys like Matt Hughes like the mouthpiece that he is. Oh, and no, it doesn't snow here year round so leave your skis and boards at home ya dumb yanks!!
tracey - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
i absolutely agree with Paulie,songs like these just show how ignorant the US is of th e rest of the world. Yes we are a kinder gentler people and are not hated by the rest of the world. Minnesota and other parts of the us get more snow than parts of canada, being a canadian and interested in all parts of the world is how I know that.
U DNT NEED 2 NO - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Sascquech - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Retarded ! that was stupid
Cody Slusher - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Quit using weird al's freaken' ideas.

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