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Song Parodies -> "No Chance"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"No Chance"

Parody Written by:

Glyn

The Lyrics

Its not perfect... but it goes
I've Been waiting a long time
For this girl to come walk by
I'll ask her
What she is doing tomorrow
She turns up, the lights on her shining
Surrounds her, I look at her blinded
She smiles, this moment lasts forever
I will ask for a date now
And I can't turn my back
Here I go, Ready or not at all

I ask her to go out with me
For a Night on our own
No Chance

She said no, I have a boyfriend
Maybe if we do split up I'll call you
But don't expect it tomorrow
I was so close, I got rejected
Almost... but what else is expected
Just wanna kiss her, with a bit of tongue

I look so stupid now
more than I usually do
No Chance
Better thank your lucky stars....

I've Been waiting a long time
For this girl to come walk by
I'll ask her
What she is doing tomorrow

Foolish
I'll wait for her call and
Good luck
You're gonna need it
She hasn't got my number
At all....

No Chance!
Better thank your lucky stars....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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LucidLupin LeeBee - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Went pretty well to me! 555s .....been thinkin' of doing this song myself... ;)
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
p.s. Do parts of this tune remind anyone else of Petula Clarke's "Downtown" or is it just me...?
Dominic L. - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, so that's why it sounds so familiar when I hear it! Downtown.... Anyway, great pacing, and pretty funny, but could've been better... so I gave you a 545

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