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Song Parodies -> "Caucasian American Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Caucasian American Idiot"

Parody Written by:

Henry Wu

The Lyrics

I'm a Caucasian American idiot
My power can manipulate the media
I can't read from an encyclopedia
I'm the face of idiot America

I stumble when I'm on the dance floor
Don't know that two plus two equals four
I stutter through my English constantly
Oil lands are those I belittle
I push for Halliburton's acquittal
Big business and I unite

Don't wanna see a faggot America
I must continue my redneck agenda
I can't allow Susan to marry Brenda
Or else my admin will fall like a sequoia

There's no way I'll resist temptation
Of cutting down all trees in our nation
Nobody's required to breathe fresh air
I have strategies you can't refute
I use nukes to settle foreign disputes
Won't hesitate to invade

All the rich are entitled to a tax cut
Health care facilities are forced to shut
Prescription drugs have impurities
I triggered the fall of Social Security

Winning the second term was scary
Had to make up lies about Kerry
Since my victory you all have been screwed
People should expect more of the same
No way Hillary wins this con game
Republicans in '08

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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