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Song Parodies -> "Boulevard of Bad Hygiene"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Greenday

Parody Song Title:

"Boulevard of Bad Hygiene"

Parody Written by:

thekit

The Lyrics

No longer use my nose
The kittens run away from me and hide
Weird things between my toes
And people often think something has died.

I climb a lonely hill
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
I frighten CowboyNeal
But he could learn to love it if he tried.

Something has died?
Something has died.

Something has died?
Something has...

My B.O.'s the only thing that walks beside me.
My B.O. makes strong men think of suiciding.
My Odor kills the flowers and the pine trees.
Something has died.

Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack, *Cough* *Cough*
Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack.

I'm walking down the line
diners flee the buffet so that's fine
so I can take my time
And eat onions, cabbage and... *sniff* something has died.

I can shower, fine.
Or I could on go slashdot tonight.
Closed window, pull the blinds.
But the neighbours think something has died.

Something has died?
Something has died.

Something has died?
Something has...

My B.O.'s clings to surfaces behind me
My B.O.'s beyond a mortal understanding
Sometimes they wish someone would put me in a... um...
Plastic bag, something has died.

Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack, *Cough* *Cough*
Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack, Arrgh ack.

Something has died?
Something has...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
City evacuates
in it's pants and something has died.

My B.O. is worse than a Bush e-con-omy.
My B.O. gets UN weapons inspectors antsy.
My Odor could be casus beli if they could find me.
Something has died.

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the funniest i've read today (so far), but the pacing wasn't very good 354
thekit - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks! I think I should do it again. definitely change the bare "something has died" at the end of each chorus to "smells like, something has died" for starters.
totallyevil - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
wow...............thats really all i can say (sorry i can't say it was good.)

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