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Song Parodies -> "Boulevard of Moley Dreams (I Stalk a Mole)"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Boulevard of Moley Dreams (I Stalk a Mole)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

What can I say? I'm a fluffy, puffy marshmallow who just loves moles!
I stalk a lonely mole
The only mole that I have ever known
I know where he goes
Every night into his small mole hole

Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh

I live on the street
On the Boulevard of Moley Dreams
I'm the hobo that reeks
And I'm the only one that stalks the mole

Ooh ooh
He's blind
He walked into a pole
Ooh ooh
He's blind
He walked into a...

This mole has a restraining order against me
This mole accused me of harassment
Some times I wish this mole would be more friendly
Oh well, I'll just stalk the mole.

Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh

The mole is named Carmine
I know where he works
And likes to dine
You probably wonder why
I stalk him, because he is mighty fine

Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh

This mole is really hot
But the doctors say
That my thoughts are distraught
I think about him lots
The beef model I made of him
Is about to rot

Ooh ooh
He's blind
He walked into a pole
Ooh ooh
He's blind
He walked into a...

This mole is starting
To attack me in my box
This mole is starting
To chew right through my socks
I'm sure glad that
I didn't decide to stalk a fox
How brutal would that be?

Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
He's blind
He walks into a...

He is a moley babe
Now I'm in serious need
Of some first aid
My love will never fade
And I will never ever stop

I'll always stalk him
No matter how hard it seems
As I sit here bleeding
On this Boulevard of Moley Dreams
Now the mole comes back
To try and be nice and comfort me
Too late I sat on the mole
Mole stalker for life! MS4L!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 10

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2nz - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Many, many very funny subs, Marsh. And how can you not support a mole-stalking marshmallow.
Mooshka - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, how much time DO you have on your hands? Anyway, this is a really funny parody! Good job! Your friend, the one and only Mooshka
marshmallow - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
carmine is dead because i sat on him but a memorial service is being held tomorrow 2/21 in loving memory outside of my cardboard box . the address is: 12 blvd. of moley dreams moleville, usa, 11111 <3 Marshmallow McShmallow
Hilary - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
really funny and has the same beet as the original good job
Mole's Son - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Why did you sit on my daddy? He was gonna take me to the circus... Now I don't have a daddy. Where is he? Why, Marshmallow, why?
Nebula - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
354'd. Why are you stalking a mole? o_O
Mary of Suburbia - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a running joke in my family. Actually.... moles in leather thongs (Don't ask) My mom can't let it go 555

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