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Song Parodies -> "Boulevard of Toilet Screams"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Boulevard of Toilet Screams"

Parody Written by:

Danielle Rasar

The Lyrics

I just pooped in the john
Then I flushed and watched it float along
Down the toilet bowl
Can’t believe that thing came out my hole

Popped a vein in my head
Strained so much it made my butt hole red
Man it hurt like hell
But I swear nothing’s worse than how it smelled

I poop at home
I poop at home

I poop at home
I poop at…

Chorus:
It’s been at least six days since I pooped on Friday
I swear that thing must’ve come out my butt sideways
Someday the ambulance will have to find me
Till then I’ll poop at home

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch Ouch, Ouch

And now the pipes are clogged
Odor’s rank and causing a green fog
Got to get it clear
Because the stench is making my eyes tear

I think I could get sick
Should have broke that poop up with a stick
Don’t know what to do
To rid the toilet of my giant pooh

I poop at home
I poop at home

I poop at home
I poop at…

Chorus:
It’s been at least six days since I pooped on Friday
I swear that thing must’ve come out my butt sideways
Someday the ambulance will have to find me
Till then I’ll poop at home

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
Ouch, Ouch

I poop at home
I poop at…

I just pooped in the john
Then I flushed and I watched it float along
Down the toilet bowl
I can’t believe that thing came out my…

Chorus:
It was at least six days since I pooped last Friday
I swear that thing must’ve come out my butt sideways
Someday the ambulance will have to find me
Till then I'll poop at home
I only claim to be friendly. I never said I was well.

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A Fan - August 08, 2017 - Report this comment
That was so incredibly hysterical I can't believe it! Great job! Potty mind!
CML - August 08, 2017 - Report this comment
My first and last venture into toilet humor -- Two years ago, when I was getting my coronary artery system roto-tilled, I developed a serious case of constipation. I went seven days without passing a stool. Nothing the hospital had done up to then had worked. So, finally, they gave the strongest laxative in the cupboard. So finally, I was able to go. And from behind my screen, I did the old Maxwell Smart routine saying "OH MY GOD!! That was without a doubt the SECOND largest stool I've ever passed in my entire life." ........ And my attending nurse, who had a pretty raunchy sense of humor, giggled and said, "The SECOND? Why only the second?" And I replied, "Because the one that's coming right out now is even bigger!"
Tondelaya Schwarzkopf - August 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you, CML, for your comment. It's always a thrill and a real snappy delight to read about your most personal experiences, which are a welcome relief from the helpful but boring criticism of the author's work.

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