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Song Parodies -> "Short Guys Finish First"

Original Song Title:

"Nice Guys Finish Last"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Short Guys Finish First"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

Short guys finish first, and tall guys do the worst
Their extra height will get them left behind
And short guys are real fast, tall guys finish last
Why does the US think being tall is so great?

Short guys live much longer and help the environment
I'm extremely happy I'm 5'4"
Short jokes are not funny but tall jokes, LOL
I never bump my head on top of the door

Oh, Short guys finish first, being tall is just the worst
Don't you laugh about my height, you might bump your head

Fit in any car, I'm driving really far
Tall guys in SUV's ran out of gas
Short guys lead the pack, when they race on the track
Tall guys are way too slow and they get passed

Why does every guy want to grow up to be six feet?
being short's a good thing, you will see
Being tall is expensive, more food they have to eat
I can sit in an airplane comfortably!

Oh, Short guys finish first, being tall is just the worst
Don't you laugh about my height, you might bump your head

Oh, Short guys finish first, and tall guys do the worst
Don't you laugh about my height, you might bump your head

Oh, Short guys finish first, being tall is just the worst
Don't you laugh about my height, you might bump your head

Oh, Short guys finish first, and tall guys do the worst
Don't you laugh about my height, you might bump your head

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2Eagle - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Short guys are sexy - Mikhail Baryshnikov, Tom Cruise and Gunther Gebel Williams to name a few.
Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought this was well written and I'm tall
LadyCougaress - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
LIEV oh, LIEV: he is the sexiest . . . .at 6/3" . . . There is nothing quite like 'slow dancing' in the arms of a tall, strong Cowboy . . . oh, Mother oGod , please help me !

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