-> "The Political Cesspool"
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"The Political Cesspool"
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The Pretty-Good Cornholio
Won't listen to that Political Cesspool
Don't make me swallow all of that racist drool
The hosts are overgrown, bigoted gasbags
Who like pointy hoods, jackboots, and Rebel flags
It's just too much for somebody to take,
They think the Holocaust was just a fake
Just like Ahmedinijad said before
They're always claiming that minorities are dumb
Can't decide: of the Jews and the Muslims
Which one do they dislike more?
Well Ted Nugent's appeared as a guest on there
Also Pat Buchanan, with his graying hair
Self-loathing Marcus Epstein and Ezola
(Foster, that is), and David Duke...yuck-ola!
Always claiming the country is dying
I think their brains need a good frying
Before they spew much more of their bile
They're spewing hate like liquified, green poo
Their favorite music is Prussian Blue
Don't turn your radio dial...
To that horrid Political Cesspool
The folks that like it are just uncool
The guys on there think Limbaugh's a liberal
It's just amazing, how can they be so cynical
A pile of crap, if you'll let me be blunt
They syndicate themselves on Stormfront
And they wish that ol' George Wallace had won
Hard to believe that they are still on the air
When much better shows are no longer there
Bring back the Fairness Doctrine...
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