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Song Parodies -> "The Political Cesspool"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"The Political Cesspool"

Parody Written by:

The Pretty-Good Cornholio

The Lyrics

Giving the finger to America's most disgusting radio talk show. Read more information about them here
Won't listen to that Political Cesspool
Don't make me swallow all of that racist drool
The hosts are overgrown, bigoted gasbags
Who like pointy hoods, jackboots, and Rebel flags

It's just too much for somebody to take,
They think the Holocaust was just a fake
Just like Ahmedinijad said before
They're always claiming that minorities are dumb
Can't decide: of the Jews and the Muslims
Which one do they dislike more?

Well Ted Nugent's appeared as a guest on there
Also Pat Buchanan, with his graying hair
Self-loathing Marcus Epstein and Ezola
(Foster, that is), and David Duke...yuck-ola!

Always claiming the country is dying
I think their brains need a good frying
Before they spew much more of their bile
They're spewing hate like liquified, green poo
Their favorite music is Prussian Blue
Don't turn your radio dial...

To that horrid Political Cesspool
The folks that like it are just uncool
The guys on there think Limbaugh's a liberal
It's just amazing, how can they be so cynical

A pile of crap, if you'll let me be blunt
They syndicate themselves on Stormfront
And they wish that ol' George Wallace had won
Hard to believe that they are still on the air
When much better shows are no longer there
Bring back the Fairness Doctrine...

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John Jenkins - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Good spoof of a deserving target, but we don't need the so-called Fairness Doctrine.
Pretty-Good - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah. That line was actually tongue-in-cheek. In reality, I actually do oppose bringing back the Fairness Doctrine on freedom of speech (1st amendment) grounds. However, James Edwards' rants are vile enough that I am sometimes tempted to reconsider... Likewise, there are some people whose crimes are so heinous (Phillip Garrido, for example) who make me seriously tempted to wish the 8th amendment wasn't there, even though I know it's in there for a good reason and I wouldn't seriously consider repealing it.
Melissa - January 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol - This is actually my favorite show!!
Ira - January 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Your parody is funny, but incorrect in several regards. First, the Cesspool hosts have taken pains numerous times to state that they don't deny the holocaust, they just question the prominence and importance given to it by the mainstream media and academia. 6 million died in the Hitler's Holocaust, while 36 million Russians and Ukrainians died in Stalin's genocides in the 30's. Over 1/3 of the population of Cambodia died in Communist leader Pol Pot's genocide, but for some reason these genocides are hardly worth noting when compared to "the Holocaust". Why? As for hating Muslims, they are rarely if ever mentioned on the show-the hosts think it strange that political correctness prevents special security scrutiny for Muslims at airports, since almost all terrorist incidents in recent years involve muslims-cavity searches for Grandma, but not young Muslim men seems stupid to most people. Finally, I've never heard any host of the show say that "Prussian Blue" was their favorite musical group. iI you have to make things up to get a laugh, the show apparently isn't as far-fetched as you claim. Hauling out Leftist canards like "racist" or "Holocaust denier" are desperation moves, like a five year old accusing someone of being a "poopy face". George Orwell said that in his day the term "fascist" was bandied about with such regularity that he came to realize that when someone said "Jones is a fascist" it meant merely that the speaker didn't like Jones.
Political Correctness is a religion - November 16, 2012 - Report this comment
It's really funny how anti-Whites only obsess over anything explicitly and implicitly pro-White. Anti-Whites never obsess over anything pro-Black. Anti-Whites never obsess over anything pro-Hispanic. Anti-Whites never obsess over anything pro-Asian. Anti-Whites want to bring back the Fairness Doctrine, a.k.a. effectively shutting someone up, and use it against pro-Whites and ONLY pro-Whites. They say they are anti-racist but what they are is anti-White. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.

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