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Song Parodies -> "My Pants Have Just Come Apart At The Seams"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"My Pants Have Just Come Apart At The Seams"

Parody Written by:

Random Little Writer

The Lyrics

My favorite pants are torn
They're the only ones that I've ever worn
I wore them to school
Now they are not cool and my mom can't sew

Now I'm really mad
My pants have just come apart at the seams
And what's really sad
Is the dreadful fact that my mom can't sew

My mom can't sew
My mom can't sew
My mom can't sew
My mom can't...

My friends all point and laugh when they see my underwear
My mom asks me if I want to go out shopping
Sometimes my teachers ask why my pants have a hole
I say my mom can't sew

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the street
Little kids stop and laugh at me
They say, "What a hole!"
I loudly protest that my mom can't sew

One day my dad asked me
Why don't I just go and buy new pants
But these aren't just pants
They're my favorite ones and my mom can't sew

My mom can't sew
My mom can't sew
My mom can't sew
My mom can't...

My friends all point and laugh when they see my underwear
My mom asks me if I want to go out shopping
Sometimes my teachers ask why my pants have a hole
I say my mom can't sew

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

My mom can't sew
My mom can't...

Now I'm really mad
My pants have just come apart at the seams
And what's really sad
Is the dreadful fact that my mom can't...

My friends all point and laugh when they see my underwear
My mom asks me if I want to go out shopping
Sometimes my teachers ask why my pants have a hole
I say my mom can't sew

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Sometimes that happens to everybody! Rippin' out 5's for this parody, RLW!
Mark Scotti - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm splitting at the seams laughing!!!

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