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Song Parodies -> "My Broken Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (I walk alone)"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"My Broken Bones"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Someone getting a lot of trouble from a lamppost
Walked in to a lamppost
The only one that ever broke my nose
I kicked it with my foot
But kicked it so hard that I broke my toes

My car was in the street
I took a massive run and hit it clean
My heads feeling beat
And I have got several broken bones

My Broken Bones
My Broken Bones

My Broken Bones
My Broken

That lamppost carries on laughing right at me
Its gonna topple like a falling cut tree
Sometimes I wish someone would try and stop me
Oh well get the lamppost

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

My logic is quite fine
These lamppost days are numbered in my mind
I’m not feeling fine
I have got several broken bones

need an axe that grinds
Get this lamppost right between it eyes
Got no vital signs
Bleeding losing life and my broken bones

My Broken Bones
My Broken Bones

My Broken Bones
My Broken

That lamppost is going to get it from me
My beating heart and raging blood are seething
This fucking metal stick with light is praying
It gave me broken bones

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

My Broken Bones
My Broken

This plan got me beat
How can one stick of metal fool me
I’m getting a tow truck
I’ll wrap a chain around and pull it down

That lamppost just landed on my truck beside me
It landed and destroyed my fucking engine
Oh god now I’ll get myself home by walking
On all my broken bones

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Gari J - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL everone of my entries has a 1 or 2 score on them the trolls on here are so commited to giving ones : p its funny
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Great take on a great song, Gari!!
Gari J - February 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers Mark Scotti I guess we all have times when we take our anger out on some inanimate object.

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