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Song Parodies -> "St. Jimmie (All Hail Jimmie Johnson)"

Original Song Title:

"St. Jimmy"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"St. Jimmie (All Hail Jimmie Johnson)"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

I don't follow NASCAR as closely as Jay Jianoran, but if he never thought of this song before, he is insane.
St. Jimmie's coming down across the victory lane
Up on the rail guard, with the Sprint Cup on parade
Three-peat in Chase format
Don't argue, I'm the best
More champagne's due, on the count of four, three
(Four, three, two one)

My name is Jimmie,
And you better not wear it out
Reaping the points lead
Since the Chase has come about
They all want a piece of me
This Cali represent
Next year, I'll win again
'Til Chase abolishment

I have held on for [Carl] Edwards' denial
He did win the race, he will taste the "Pie of Humble"

Hit the jet and go back home
See my SD Chargers roll
Next week against the Colts
Who'll win? Well, you all know
I'm in Homestead
Where I won this fight
I have to commiserate
The guys I've victimized

I have held on for [Carl] Edwards' denial
He did win the race, he will taste the "Pie of Humble"

All the glory to me
Next week, SD win in a rout


My name is St. Jimmie
I'm a really Top Gun
I've snatched the win from everyone
Three times now

The pit crew has been perfect
For my final sprint run
Got the points to steal
That's my crime now

I'd really hate to say it,
But I told you so
So better luck next year,
I'll hunt you down then boys

Welcome to the club
It's time for some fun
I'm the resident leader of the Sprint Cup Crown

The winner is, you won't believe
It's St. Jimmie, and that's my name
And don't wear it out!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Abbott Skelding - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Very nice...the pacing was a little off, but still really good. I used to be a huge NASCAR fan, and I hated Jimmie Johnson, but this is still a really good idea, very nice!
Robby - December 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a huge Jimmie Johnson fan an a green day fan, this was awesome to look at!

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