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Song Parodies -> "Australian Bogan"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Australian Bogan"

Parody Written by:

Number K

The Lyrics

Okay, before reading this, I should make a few things clear. My name is actually Kieran, not Barry like I say in the song. I'm only 17, so I'm not married and (according to that last part), can't legally drive since I'm Australian. Hope you enjoy.
Don't wanna be an Australian bogan
Drinking VB while watching the footy
Get called Bazz when my name is Barry
Watch the cricket and yell out 'you beauty'

Welcome to the land of the Ozzies
Stealing celebs that were once Kiwis
Like Evermore and Russel Crowe
I've got a best mate named Robbo
And I've got another named Davo
Our anthem's second verse we don't know

When I walk in the pub I hear 'hey Bazz'
My wife is Sharon, I call her Shazz
The name Darren is shortened to Dazz
The name Gary is shortened to Gazz

I am just a typical Ozzie
Take the piss from Collingwood FC
Do you know how many V. B.s I've downed?
Watch the cricket down at the G
Which is short for the MCG
Which is short for Melbourne Cricket Ground

Don't wanna be an Australian bogan
Wear a singlet that is coloured blue
Get a trade for dropping out of school
Drive around in a Holden Ute

Beer and pies is my way of life
Never listening to my wife
The only animal I know is a roo
See a black guy and think he's Abo
Ozzie rock is the way to go
I forgot to mention emus
(c) Kieran Dell 17/11/08

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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NorCALcupCakes - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
A few of these terms from ~DownUdder~ I'm not familiar with, but a funny write, just the same, Sir Aussie! . . . . Tie me Dingo Down, sport, Tie me Dingo, He that crazy K-9 Down Unda, so tie me Dingo down: . . . Hubba Unda now!.
Rocky Mak - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm in New Zealand, so I get it, but G could mean SCG, short for Sydney Cricket Ground ,but that's at least 200km's away!
DownUndaCakes - November 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Hugh JACKman has been voted as the SEXIEST MAN alive: Hubba Hubba, Down Unda. Says his wife, DL FurNess,(love that name), he's a hard body with a soft center, who makes the best Sunday morning pancakes! At 6' 2", he's got a "Body o'Doom" . . . . How I envy Ms Kidman!
BrowneyCakes - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
awsome bro love it, ur an absolute bogan. c u bro

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