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Song Parodies -> "Gryffindor Idiots (Don't Want To Join)"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Gryffindor Idiots (Don't Want To Join)"

Parody Written by:

Red Zeppelin

The Lyrics

Don't want to join the Gryffindor idiots
Don't want to get along with McGonagall
And do I sound like an insolent mudblood?
My entire is family is pure-blood

Come along and kill Harry Potter
I especially hate his godfather
Kill Potter and destroy Sirius Black
Harry Potter must prove that he's paranoid
And stand a chance against Lucius Malfoy
That mudblood is a real brat

The Muggle world is not what we export
I'm not a part of the insolent World of Sports
They think the Muggle prime minister is the best
They mess with us, I'll give them a real test

When will Granger vanish in thin air?
The Weasley family's on welfare
I would rather join Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter must must prove that he's paranoid
Stand a chance against Lucius Malfoy
And duel against the dark lord

Don't want to join the Gryffindor idiots
Or join the stupid Defence Association
You see the scores? They're ten points ahead of us
They always call my Head of House "Snivellus"

We always here the same kind of story
Win over us and never say, "Sorry!"
That would be the hobby of Sirius Black
Harry Potter must prove that he's paranoid
Stand a chance against Lucius Malfoy
That's how they have to fight back

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