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Song Parodies -> "Calling Everyone I Ever Meet"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Calling Everyone I Ever Meet"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Pleasant

The Lyrics

I bought a brand new phone
actually it’s a camera-phone
Don't know what it does
But it's pretty neat so I talk on phone

I walk through every street
calling everyone I ever meet
when my friends are a sleep
I call them up to talk on phone

I talk on phone
I talk on phone

I talk on phone
I talk on...

My cell phones the only thing pleases me
oh no I can hear it beeping
I think I need to get a new battery
Till then I can’t talk on phone

Oh-no, No-Oh, Oh-no, Oooh-no,
Oh-no, Oh-no, Oh-no

I think its picture time
Ill take a photo of that mime
But I get the roaming sine
to let me know I cant talk on phone

friends think I’ve lost my mined
that I’ve crack up and jumped the line
but I swear I’m fine
So they let me go and I talk on phone

I talk on phone
I talk on phone

I talk on phone
I talk on...

My cell phones the only thing that pleases me
oh no I can hear it beeping
I think I need to get a new battery
Till then I can’t talk on phone

Oh-no, No-Oh, Oh-no, Oooh-no,
Oh-no, Oh-no, Oh-no

I talk on phone
I talk on...

I walk through every street
calling everyone I ever meet
when my friends are a sleep
I call them up to talk on...

My cell phones the only thing that pleases me
oh no I can hear it beeping
I think I need to get a new battery
Till then I can’t talk on phone

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2Eagle - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Once you get a cell phone you are hooked - same for computer games.
lowTechCakes - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with 2Eagle, above there! I don't do cellphones: I let StanGetz & The Girl From Ipanema, take all my calls . . .

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