Look at the nerds playin' all day! While they're playing they're wastin' their lives away!
HEY!
That game! It addicts more and more every day!

Yet there are a few who just play some! They're the ones who don't weigh half a ton!
HEY!
And those people have their real-life fun!

Runescape is a game in which nerds can obsess... And those who play a lot say they're some of the best... (It don't matter...)
Yeah, it's runescape!

There's Ardougne and Catherby! There's Falador, Varrok and Taverly!
And HEY!
All the noobs start out in Lumby....

There are programs to help you cheat!
But if you use 'em you'll be swept off your feet!
HEY!
By the mods, who'll ban you instantly!

There are skillers and pures all around!

The skills laugh in your face cause they're rich!
And I laugh back 'cause I have a life!
All the skillers have their skill capes!
But at least I'm not brain-dead!
There are pures who'll maul your head in!
And those who'll pierce you with a sharp arrow!
The pures kill you in the wilderness!
Just for once I'd like to win!
This game... This game... This game is runescape, yeah!

Runescape is a game, in which nerds can obsess!
And those who play a lot, can say they're some of the best! (Oh well...)
This is the game of runescape, yeah!