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Song Parodies -> "Jihadi Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Jihadi Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Dennis

The Lyrics

The following tune is pounded out on trash-cans and bracketed with screams. (And yes, it too is a political statment. Unlike the original song, this one's truly a nightmare - and I hope and pray it does not happen.)
Hear the screams of a Sharia raid, (1)
Coming down with the flash of blades,
Our shame,
We dhimmis who die without a name. (2)

Hear the dogs howling out of key,
For dhimmis, the Muslim faith means Misery,
We bleed,
Civilization lost the war today.

Dhimmis know starvation,
With its hollowed eyes,
This is the dawning,
of the rest of our lives,
This is Jihadi Holiday.

Hear the drums thudding out of time,
Dhimmitude is much more than a crime,
Too poor,
The money's on the Mullah's side. (3)

"Don't say another 'A-men',
He'll decapitate another score of men," (4)
We're gagged,
Jihadis wrecked all the monuments.

Dhimmis know about taqiya, (5)
All of it is hollow lies,
This is the dawning,
of the rest of our lives,
This is Jihadi Holiday.

The Caliph's mouthpiece has the floor:
"Sieg Heil is the word of the Caliph, (6)
Eternal torment is your punishment,
Daily bloodbaths for our pleasure, (7)
Allah has blessed our government.
Zyklon-B made for the showers,
Christians and Jews up the Chim-en-ees! (8)
Trial by fire, Crematorium for Liars,
This hell was meant for thee!
Our just cause,
Allah's Claws, (9)
We're Jihadis now!"

Dhimmi-slaves lie bleeding,
As the sword moves down the line,
This is the dawning,
of the rest of our (too short) lives,
This is Jihadi Holiday.
1) Common currently in Islamic Republics, i.e 'Religious Police'. Often punishment happens on the spot. 2) Non-muslims in an Islamic Republic. At best, such people are 'second-class citizens'. Note: Not all 'schools' of Islam permit such beings; Wahabism (Saudi Arabia) essentially has two categories: 1) Live Muslims, and 2) Dead Infidels. 3) Leaders of Islamic Republics are often quite wealthy due to their 'minor deity' status. 4) Islamic leaders commonly have the power of life and death over those they 'own' - i.e. the excuse such a leader could give in this situation was 'they cursed the name of Allah, and I acted as Mohammed would have'. Judge: Case dismissed, pay your bribe at the door. Next! (Note: baksheesh (bribery) is a most common way to do business in Islamic Republics. It is not at all rare elsewhere, however.) 5) 'tactical dissimulation' - another way of saying 'it is permissible to lie - or do other evils - if the cause of Allah is advanced thereby'. 6) When all is 'Dar-al-Islam', there will be but one male Arab dictating from his tents in Arabia (He will be living in the precise manner of Mohammed, may birds lay rotten eggs upon him) to everyone what shall happen in all areas of life. Secular and Religious powers are merged under Islam, and they are *absolute*. Note: the literal meaning of 'Sieg Heil' is 'Hail Victory'. Note 2: Dar-al-Islam - "the region under the collective feet of Allah and his people." 7, 8) All too likely, I am afraid. Hitler and his methods are VERY popular among Muslims. 9) It helps with rhyming, and it seems to fit the vicious nature of the Quran's followers when they faithfully follow that book's decrees.

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MF (Mullahfatwa) - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Fantastic. Most Arab leaders supported Hitler in WW II.
littleCupCakes - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for what a frightful "Lone Moon" Republic might be!!
MrMacphisto - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job and plenty of scholarly references here... This really is the best of today for sheer creativity... 5-5-5

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