(Verse 1)
Don't wanna be a South American Smartypants
I'm not quite fond of those languages of romance
Can you see the old Mayan Pyramid
I don't mind being dumb, deaf, or stupid
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Welcome to Peru it's amazing(not)
I love my coffee with lots of zing
I can be lazy anyday
Welcome to Rio Janderio
Would you like to hold a giant worm
They are actually pretty tame...
(Verse 2)
Good morning, lil' Miss San Salvador
Come knock on my adobe house door
Your head will feel like it's floating
'Cause I really don't know anything
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(Verse 1)