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Song Parodies -> "(Wanna Eat) Everything I See"

Original Song Title:

"Minority"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"(Wanna Eat) Everything I See"

Parody Written by:

Darkstorm2bad

The Lyrics

Anyone who knows me knows that I'll basically eat anything - I know there's already a parody along the same lines, but oh well.
I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see

I'll order pizza from the place next door
Even though I had a steak a few minutes before
My appetite up high, my morals down below
I'm piggin' out, on takeout
It's bad for me, I know, but

I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see

Extra large french fries
With two giant steakburgers
I'll triple in size
I can't see my feet!
It's bad for me, I know

On my ice cream, the chocolate's always dark
They say that all this eating will cause problems for my heart
For crying out loud, I look healthy to me
The doc's a fool, fuck his rules
Pass the double cream, cos

I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see

On my ice cream, the chocolate's always dark
They say that all this eating will cause problems for my heart
For crying out loud, I look healthy to me
The doc's a fool, fuck his rules
Pass the double cream, cos

I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see

I wanna eat everything I see (x4)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Below Average Dave - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing wasn't perfect, but an awesome song choice, and very funny. Great job on this one. I can't say that an idea like that for this song would have ever crossed my mind, kudos on your originality.

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