-> "(Wanna Eat) Everything I See"
Original Song Title:
"Minority"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(Wanna Eat) Everything I See"
Parody Written by:
Darkstorm2bad
The Lyrics
I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see
I'll order pizza from the place next door
Even though I had a steak a few minutes before
My appetite up high, my morals down below
I'm piggin' out, on takeout
It's bad for me, I know, but
I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see
Extra large french fries
With two giant steakburgers
I'll triple in size
I can't see my feet!
It's bad for me, I know
On my ice cream, the chocolate's always dark
They say that all this eating will cause problems for my heart
For crying out loud, I look healthy to me
The doc's a fool, fuck his rules
Pass the double cream, cos
I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see
On my ice cream, the chocolate's always dark
They say that all this eating will cause problems for my heart
For crying out loud, I look healthy to me
The doc's a fool, fuck his rules
Pass the double cream, cos
I wanna eat everything I see
Don't tell me what I cannot eat
Don't force that Atkins bollocks on me
cos I wanna eat everything I see
I wanna eat everything I see (x4)
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