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Song Parodies -> "Preppy Ass Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Preppy Ass Idiot"

Parody Written by:

Jessie Joe Armstrong

The Lyrics

SELF EXPLANATORY!! ;)
Don't wanna be a preppy ass idiot.
Don't want the Hollister bird all over my shit.
Don’t care about those damn rappers, who can’t sing,
Hate the girls who blabber on their phone about nothing.

Welcome to a new kind of cool.
Spreading through this school.
Damn this place is going to hell.
They all think there so damn funny.
Flashing all their daddy’s money.
And that’s enough to make you…

Well maybe I’m just an asshole.
Or maybe I am not conceited and think I rule.
And I don’t care about the sale at Abercrombie and Fitch.
And Paris Hilton ain’t an idol, but a dumb bitch.

Welcome to a new kind of cool.
Spreading through this school.
Damn this place is going to hell.
They all think there so damn funny.
Flashing all their daddy’s money.
And that’s enough to make you…


Don’t want to be a preppy ass idiot,
Makes me so sick,
Posers, clones, call them what you please,
There all just a spreading disease.

Welcome to a new kind of cool.
Spreading through this school.
Damn this place is going to hell.
They all think there so damn funny.
Flashing all their daddy’s money.
And that’s enough to make you…

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Jonathan S. - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Man, I never thought I'd be giving a parody a 2 on pacing, but you flubbed this one majorly, Jess; especially that "makes me so sick" line in the last verse. The OS had 11 syllables in that spot, and you put in FOUR? But, it's not just that line, sadly; the whole parody is choppy, pacing-wise, to say nothing of your excessive use of profanity. (Gee, that seems to be becoming a habit on this site, isn't it?)
Someone who likes having an annoyingly lengthy screen name just to tick people off and be silly beyond tolerance...AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH! - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonny's right. It could uze less bleep-bleep, but a lot more work.
Matt Flora - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna have to agree. I don't usually like saying that I don't like a song, but this song wasn't so great, so uhh.. Yeah... Some work could do stuff for ya. Keep working and it will work.
Pink Panther - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This was funny, and as a high schooler, I can relate. But the pacing was really, really off... yeah. Just work on that... 153
um ew get a life. - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
this is the funniest thing ive ever heard. sike this is retarded. no one finds this funny but you, because you judge us. kay byee (: go do something with u r life

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