Don't wanna be an American Indian
Don't wanna get kicked out of my own land again
Although that may not have really been us
It was out ancestors so we'll act like it was

Money's given to each indian
And we spend all of it on gin
Then get our liscence taken away again
But we know all there is to know
Hope you lose in our casino
For that's not much to argue

Well maybe an Indian girl starts out cute
But she'll eventually become a fat brute
And liking anything that scary is sick
Which is probably why you don't see them in public

Some white guy stole an Indian's horse
Hundreds of years ago of course
But we're blaming it on the whites of today
So it's legal to steal their car
And put their grass in a cigar
For that's perfectly okay

Don't wanna be an American Indian
One nation invaded by Asia
This land is us Native Americans'
So just get the Hell out of America

You white people are going crazy
And you black people are lazy
It's not like you were ever in slavery
Well I suppose none of us were either
But oh forget it nevermind
For it's no use to argue