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Song Parodies -> "Job Of Broken Dreams"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Job Of Broken Dreams"

Parody Written by:

Martyn Mercer Uk

The Lyrics

ok, so here's my 2nd of my new batch of parodies, (my james blunt one being the first, the others were my 1st batch)everything in this song is true, i am the kitchen porter..pity me...
now here's a little song,
about akitchen porters job i have,
i work with some twits,
crackheads, sex deprived old mothers and chavs,
safety boots hurt my feet,
in this resturant of broken dreams,
while you are asleep,
i'm still scrubbing pots and i work alone,

i work alone,
i work alone,
i work alone
i work a...

my boss is always standing right behind me,
the chef is always asking 'where's my ladel?',
sometimes i just wish i could win the lottery,
'til then i work alone,

and when it's finish time,
it's time to share the tips- it's a crime,
i can't get any of the loot,
'cos i don't deal with guests,
well then, that's just fine,
that makes them some tax avioding cheats,
now whens my break time,
so i can have some lunch and charge up my phone,

i smell cologne,
i smell cologne,
i smell cologne,
i smell co...

that waiter's sprayed on too much lynx deodrant,
that waitress shows her clevage to earn more tips and,
while they just talk about last weekends party,
i'm still working alone,

i feel alone
i feel alone,

ok,while i'm still sane,
i'm still washing up with broken dreams,
i'm working with creeps,
and i sure hate my job and i smell cologne,

the baked-on cheese sauce won't come of this bain marie,
it appears the dishwashers started leaking,
sometimes i wish someone would try to kill me,
i've never felt so low....
(c)b.j. armstrong(c)new lyrics by martyn mercer

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crazy8snake - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Had that job once. Never again. Good Parody
The Jester - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I thought it was funny. But, I've been there myself.

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