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Song Parodies -> "Great Britain Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Great Britain Idiot"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Because Green Day SUCKS.
Don't wanna be any Great Britain idiot
Don't wanna be in a sucky emo-band.
Do I have a face under my mascara?
If you knew my age, it'd probably scare ya.

Welcome to a new kind of loser,
European satanist abusers,
And sometimes you've gotta wonder why...
That they even try to impress us
With their outspoken socialist surplus
Of their agendas and crap.

Well maybe i'm just a stupid retard,
Putting on all my make-up is kinda hard.
Well the only thing that we seem to be good at
Is making fun of all the "stupid" Americans.

Welcome to a new breed of homos
A guy with spiky hair and lacking in clothes
Who thinks that he can play the guitar
We should just listen to Metallica
Not the freaks who dis on America
Our songs are better by far.

Don't wanna be any Great Britain idiot,
Don't wanna give in to the parliament,
It's obvious we have the better government,
And we don't need your commie supplements.

Welcome to the land of dementia,
Filled with stuck-ups and people who just hate ya,
Their fashion is absolutely queer.
Listen up, you idiot Green Day,
It's about time we shoved it in your faces,
Get the hell outta here.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   1

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Susanna Viljanen - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
No votes. This song was bigoted, homophobic, vituperous, insultive, vitriolic, abusive and of bad taste. In Simple English, not fun. There wasn't even a hint of irony around. If you want to do a song of a real GB idiot, try the football hooligans.
Kristof Robertson - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
What in God's name are you on about? Do you think Green Day are British? That would make you stupider than paint- Green Day are from California. Regardless of how low your IQ is, this parody is nasty, mean-spirited, aggressive nonsense. It actually paced quite well, but I won't vote and give you the satisfaction of earning a 5 from me.
Red Ant - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Almost what Kristof said... this would be a decent satire except you based the whole thing on a faulty premise: Green Day is from California, not Britain.
George Bush - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Lol what a retard... the little poof thinks green day are from Britain! THEY'RE FROM CALI YOU DICK1
Kristof Robertson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Jack (Red Ant),'re having a laugh, right? I respect you as a parodist and a critic of parodies, but IMHO, you're way off the mark here. My point:

Welcome to a new kind of loser/ European satanist abusers

Welcome to a new breed of homos

Well maybe i'm just a stupid retard

Their fashion is absolutely queer

Where's the clever satire here? And it's not just that Britain is my adopted home: I'd feel the same way if this guy wrote about Iraq in the same way
Red Ant - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof, my friend, yes, this parody is in bad taste, and yes, I was having a laugh AT it (not WITH it). I mean, it's so ridiculous as to be laughable. I do need to point out two things though: ".. is nasty, mean-spirited, aggressive nonsense" also describes TOS pretty well, and insulting this author's (who I'm guessing is fairly young and perhaps doesn't realize impact ofwhat s/he writes) intelligence isn't quite what I would expect to see coming from someone who once wrote "Everybody here deserves a chance/Poetic or lame."
Kristof Robertson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Point taken, Jack my friend (I knew that parody would come back to haunt me some day ;-))....mhs777, I apologise for questioning your IQ: it was out of order. I still dislike your parody, but I shouldn't have made such a knee-jerk reaction to it. Peace.
Jake - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Green Day IS American, you idiot!

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