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Song Parodies -> "Revenge of the Sith 1: Anakin"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus of Suburbia"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Revenge of the Sith 1: Anakin"

Parody Written by:

UnexpectedDec

The Lyrics

This sums up the major events in Anakin Skywalker's life, up to Episode III
ANAKIN OF THE JEDI (GO TO TATOOINE PRELUDE)

I'm the son of rage and love, the Anakin of the Jedi
In a pod race, just won first place and now I've got the feeling
Quin-Gon Jinn's on Tatooine, he's helping me to make my dreams
I'm going out, to coruscant, and now I'm getting the news:
I just want to be a Jedi apprentice
But what Qui-Gon said to me: Well my mom isn't coming
Now I'm saying goodbye to everyone that I knew
As far as I can tell, I'm going away with nothing
Finally left tatooine, I'm in going to the Corscant
I hope I will be Ok with only me and myself
This is how it's supposed to be, I'm gonna be a real Jedi
In a land far away from here, I wonder if I'll make it

(GUITAR SOLO)

JEDI TEMPLE

At the center of the galaxy at Coruscant at the Jedi Temple where I would haunt
I thought I wouldn't make it
He said "Do you have fear" "And I don't think so" is what I replied but what he knows
Says that I have fear
Temple of Jedi (Hey!)
Right there in the center of the galaxy
My life is about to change
Temple of Jedi (Hey!)
Right there in the center of the galaxy
My life is about to change
I read the holocorns in the library, like the holy scripture of the real Jedi
It was so amazing
It really said much, about Exar Kun, and in the Jedi code, you must not use guns
I really want to be Jedi
Temple of Jedi (Hey!)
Right there in the center of the galaxy
My life is about to change
Temple of Jedi (Hey!)
Right there in the center of the galaxy
My life is about to change (Hey!)

ANGER

I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan now
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan now
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan now
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan
I'm still a Padawan now

(He's holding me back!)

(CHPPED VOICE)
He's holding me back
I could be a master
I want to face the trials
I want to be a knight
I don't need Obi-Wan now
He'll be holding be back till'
I'm as old as Yoda
I'm The king of the Jedi
He doesn't care!
He's making me angry!
I want to break free!
A real Jedi!
Padawan!
Padawan!
Padawan!
Padawan!

(PAUSE)

GO TO TATOOINE (ANAKIN INTERLUDE)

Ok, now Padme are you listening?
I have an idea, go back to Tatooine
I just have to see my mom again
It's been 12 years since I last saw her
Ooooooooo
But Tatooine is far from here
Do I really want to go there?
I just have to, go to Watto's
Old junkyard where I can go to my home
Oooooooo

HOME (AGAIN)

What happened to her?
She died, in tragedy
The Tusken raitors took
Her while she was farming
And I
Got on my bike
And I rode to the Camp
And lost, well yes she was
I just turned and walked away
And I
Got on my bike
And I rode to the farm
We had a funeral
And then, we said some words
And then, we buried her
The saddest day ever
And I
Got on the ship
And rode back to Coruscant
And I
Got on the ship
And rode back to Coruscant
And it was the same
(GUITAR SOLO)

ANOTHER SAD DEATH

I am very sad because Qui-Gon Jinn died
Darth Maul just killed him
Obi Wan promised to be my Jedi master
Tales from another
A memory!
A memory!
A memory!
Don't think 12 years ago


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