Song Parodies -> Give Me Candy Canes
| Original Song Title: | "Give Me Novocaine" |
| Original Performer: | Green Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Give Me Candy Canes" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Kilo |
Take away the chocolate and the fruit
Bittersweet candies please be gone!
I'll get a throbbing toothache, and not mind
I can't take this hunger anymore
When you're out shopping, get candy
Tasty morsels for the family
Give me Hershe Kisses bags
And though I really hate to nag
There's one treat that's really something:
Please give me candy canes
Out of wrapper, and onto tounge
Eat the coating off of the cane
I get a yummy feeling feeling so young
Candy really drives me insane
When you're out shopping, get candy
Tasty morsels for the family
Give me Hershe Kisses bags
And though I really hate to nag
There's one treat that really is something:
Just give me candy canes!
Bittersweet candies please be gone!
I'll get a throbbing toothache, and not mind
I can't take this hunger anymore
When you're out shopping, get candy
Tasty morsels for the family
Give me Hershe Kisses bags
And though I really hate to nag
There's one treat that's really something:
Please give me candy canes
Out of wrapper, and onto tounge
Eat the coating off of the cane
I get a yummy feeling feeling so young
Candy really drives me insane
When you're out shopping, get candy
Tasty morsels for the family
Give me Hershe Kisses bags
And though I really hate to nag
There's one treat that really is something:
Just give me candy canes!
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Very amusing. I like candy canes too, but I'll eat pretty much any kind of candy. :)
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