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Song Parodies -> "Im Jacques Clouseau"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Im Jacques Clouseau"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

The new Pink Panther theme,EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MANCINI! Oh and the title is inspired by Matthias's Jacques COUSTEAU parody!
I walk the Paris roads
Wearing a dark hat and trenchcoat
Also disguises
Cause Im inspecting and Jacques Clouseau

Im looking for a theif
That stole the panther diamond that is pink
But that's two movies
But in the other ones and Im just Clouseau

Im Jacques Clouseau
Im Jacques Clouseau

IM Jacques Clouseau

Inspector Dreyfuss wants to hit and kill me
My assistant Cato and I do karate
Im dressed like Quasimodo in one movie
'Til then I walk alone
Because Im Jacques Clouseau
Oh oh, oh no, LOOK OUT! CATO!

Im trackin pink panthers
Then Im breakin Steinways all the time
Hey does your dog bite?
Oh that's not your dog so he did bite

My room's Japanese now?
That's screwed up, Ill smack Cato's behind
Inspector Dreyfuss guy
Wants to only kill me , Jacques Clouseau

Im Jacques Clouseau
IM Jacques Clouseau
Im Jacques Clouseau

My accent's weird cause I am from France, you see?
"This is Inspector Clouseau on the pheun now"
I put Inspector Dreyfuss in the psych ward


Accident prone

*quitar solo as different lines form the movies are heard *

Peter Sellers played me
In seven of the Pink Panther movies,
And Steve Martin did in the new one

There's been ten Pink Panther movies ,not thirteen
There were two that did not seem to include me
Once again, Ill for sure look for the diamond

*ending guitar solo has more lines are heard*
2006 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Paul Robinson - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Good to see you around again, Jack...I don't know any Green Day songs so I can't vote, but this is an amusing read. Hope it gets some attention here for you.
TJC - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Tickled me pink!
Matthias - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Didn't see the origanal, or the remake..... But this still was good, thanks for the shout out
Jack Wilsom - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul: Thanks, Ive actually been here for a aobut a week and have like 5 new ones TJC: Thanks! Matthias: Youre welcome, and you have some Pink Panther witchin to do! Oh yeah and this fits perfectly cause today is Peter Sellers' birthday and he would be 81
Jack Wilson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yeah and stay tuned on Christmas for "I Shop Alone"
Agrimorfee - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) This is another one, Jack, that just falls short of excellent. You are good with the ideas, the excution still is weak. ("The Pink Panther Strikes Again" is my fave in the series--"That's a priceless Steinway!" "Nit eneemeuh!" :D
Red Ant - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
"My accent's weird cause I am from France, you see?" was my favorite line.
Matthias - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Zee Above
tomario - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
abc "does your parody bite ?" 555
Michael McVey - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Would you believe in the 8th grade school play I actually played the inspector? --MM
Johnny D - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Zat's tweested, Monsieur ... NO, KATO, now eez NOT zee TIME !!
Rick C - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC06-I) Dees parody, she ees 'otter dan a pup-out lighter. 555
Cat - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) I liked the sound effects!
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job. Many good lines, and the pacing worked well in most places.
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-I) for some reason your accent-spelling of phone as "pheun" really cracked me up, Jack - that was perfect - 555
Jack Wilson - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeff: Thanks!
Stu: LOL awesome,thanks, well thats how he does it in the movies!
Jack Wilson - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee: LOL thanks, and thats my fav too
Tomario: It doesnt unitl you get really close to it and try to pet it "THAT IS NOT MY PARODY"..jk LOL
REd Ant: Thanks!
Matthias: Thanks!
Johhny: LOL ,thanks and LOL the Cato thing :BR> Thanks Rick C, pop out lighter? Oh I see, ok
Arwen - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...holy cow! When I first clicked on this, I read the title to be "I'm Jacques Cousteau." Needless to say, I was a little confused for a verse or two...; ) Oh well, once I figured out that I'm a little bit illiterate, it all came together for me. Nice work, Jacques...I mean, Jack!
Jack Wilson - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Arwen thanks! Funny you , mention that cause Matthias's Jacuqes Cousteau parody of the same song,inspired the title

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