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Song Parodies -> "My Girlfriend Has Turned Lesbian"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"My Girlfriend Has Turned Lesbian"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

Ignore this one. I submitted this several days ago and I hate to submit it again, but I see that I spelled my name wrong, so I just wanted to correct that so that if I ever make the author's list, it will be there with my others.
I thought I was quite the stud
but now, I feel more like a dud
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

And I thought things were going well
but her new crush is named Michelle
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

Here comes that butch again
stealing my sweetheart
Looks like she could break my limbs
just like she broke my heart

It leaves your ego in a mess
if to a girl, your girl, you've lost
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

Like Melissa Etheridge
and Ellen Degeneres
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

I don't hate, but it was a blow
my Barbie girl went Indigo
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

There is my chick again
at the Meow Mix bar
Some of them look just like men
but say that and get torn apart

And what makes me most depressed
is they won't even let me watch
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

Could it be because of me
how I love sports and cutting cheese
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

While they are watching Lifetime
I'll be blue for the rest of mine
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

My girlfriend has turned lesbian
My girlfriend has turned lesbian

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Total Votes: 8

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Odd Austin Himself - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
That's one of the best parodies of WMUWSE I've ever read. Awesome job, Jarvis Procter
JP - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Austin.
daniel - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment

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