She's an extremely skinny girl.
In a cruel and ugly world,
and she's been caught sniffing cocainne.
She and her sister Ashley find,
to obtain a decent size,
they must starve themselves away.

They're skin and bones again.
Why can't they just open their eyes?
They look fine, no denying.
So they should stop their crying.

She see's an image of herself.
She's a punk rocker from Hell.
Yet we all know she's telling lies.
She's a women's liberalist.
Ms. Lavigne you're such a ditz.
You put Punk Rock's name to shame.

She's out of tone again.
Engaged to Sum 41's lead guy.
Her career's now stopped flying.
So she should stop her whining.

Christina's stoned again.
Out there getting dirty with guys.
Her cute image is dying.
It seems she's just not trying.
Her fans know that she's lying.
Her singing leaves them crying.

She's now a teeny bopper girl.
Dressed to impress in her curls.
An extraordinary girl,
who's now dead to all the world.