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Song Parodies -> "E-bay Seller"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"E-bay Seller"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yeah. I know someone who works on ebay, but I just got bored.. so...
I wanna be a professional seller.
Selling crap for lots of profit
and can you hear the sound of bidders?
The subliminal mind screw feedback.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across every nation.
"We accept mail orders and pay-pal".
I can't help but dream of the cash.
Who cares that what I sell is trash?
For I still get the money.

Well maybe I'm the reason.
Bidders don't have a clue the season.
Now everybody bid outrageously.
How else do you think I survive?

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across every nation.
"Local/Pick Ups ONLY".
Nerds dream of action figures.
While my number of watchers get bigger.
My item ends in 6h 23m.

I wanna be a professional seller.
Selling and racking up the cash.
Information may be forged.
Who cares, as long I get the cash.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I just got kicked off of E-bay.
I still had three 'Buy It Now's....
So much for my dream of a pro career...
I have to find a real job...
It's back to Mc Donald's....
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