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Song Parodies -> "Canadian Patriot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Canadian Patriot"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Canada

The Lyrics

I wrote this for Canada Day 2006. I decided to release it much earlier. Please ntoe this is just a joke/experiment parody.
Oh, I wanna be a Canadian Patriot.
Partying with other compatriots.
Being the Average Anti-American Canadian.
Pissing off America's citizens.

I'm from the nation of true freedom.
Collecting American flags and burnin' 'em.
Everything has gone their way,
I think America has had it's fun,
Violating International Law,
Fighting with innocent nations.

Well maybe I'm an Anti-American.
I'm not part of their criminal intention.
As Yanks continue to cause world contamination.
The Patriot Act burned America's constitution.

I'm from the nation of true freedom.
Marching for World Peace, and contribution.
Everything has gone their way,
I think Americans have had thier fun,
Insulting other countries custums and ways,
And they are still fighting.

Oh, I wanna be a Canadian Patriot.
One nation proudly drunk with compatriots.
Americans think they are all great with thier weather.
But when the Drafting begins, they dash for the border.

I'm from the nation of Canadian freedom.
I think America is getting to much attention.
I guess Americans can't always get their way,
Mind aswell say goodbye to Civil America.
Vive le Canada-aaa.
The true strong and free nation.
Canadiansizing the WorldYes, I am crazy. This parody? Humour. Calm down, you silly American Patriots. VIVE LE CANADA!Oh, 2006 CopyRight, Mister A. C. Canada, eh?

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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x03kittyE0x - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao, that's halruis, but... what's 'vive le caanda' mean?
Shadow - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
sigh, vive le Canada means long live Canada oh and good parody ;p
Whiskered Rooster - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, very okay.
Mr. Canada - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, =P I plan to make another one based on the American Idiot song, this one was kinda off-beat, =)
Derakii - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Much-needed. Thanks!^^
Mr. Canada - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm glad you like it. =) My other one is done. It's 'American Citizen'. I'm surprised I haven't gotten any critisism yet. *blink*
Jonny - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
um...yea...that defidantly was not as good as the rest of the comments suggest... to tell the truth, it kinda sucked really bad sorry for being so brutally honest it was so off rythem/beat it wasnt even funny-especially this part: "I'm from the nation of true freedom. Marching for World Peace, and contribution. Everything has gone their way, I think Americans have had thier fun, Insulting other countries custums and ways, And they are still fighting." i hope you dont really thnk this about America, cause we'll own you in the a$$ the parodies we make is just for fun, we think Canada is quite a cool country but...
Mr. Canada - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, You've heard of Canada? Your education system actually said something about us other then "Canada is a Nation of Backword Pansies who run and Hide at the sign of war"? Yes, it is a bit off. That's why I made "American Citizen", as it's more on beat, and it isn't proffesing how much me and Canada hate the US. I do actually think alot of that junk about you Yankee's. Atleast the Ignorant Flag-Waving one's, anyway. so your going to kick my ass? Do you not like Free Speech or something? I should so go to America and scream something like this.Then we'll see how far Free Speech get's you. Peace Dude. Vive le Canada.

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