This is a Tommyknocker invasion.
Is it four past Midnight yet?
Insomnia deprives you of your beauty rest.
The Mangler impares ability to operate machinary.
Can't quite tell just what IT means to me.
Gerald's game is not for children.
Don't make fun of Carrie.
Get your philosophy from Dolores Claiborne.

Chorus: Steve King.
Readin' bout' Stephen King.
I said Steve King.
Readin' bout' Stephen King.
About. All right.

Work the night shift, rid's you of your misery.
Bury your mother in the pet sematary.
A green mile long walk down 'Salems Lot.
If you car's name is Christine,
odds are that she's dangerous.
Desperation, destination,
towards good ol' Derry, Maine.
Boarded up because my dog Cujo has gone insane.

Chorus

My dreamcatcher helps me telepathically.
The Skeleton Crew takes the stand triumphantly.
Nightmares and dreamscapes lurk inside the dark tower.
It's the shining prize that's getting thinner by the hour.
Creepshow's different seasons play on my television. Hey!
A firestarter lurks in The Dead Zone's south precinct.

Chorus

This was a talisman's bag of bones.
Pierced by silver bullets.