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Song Parodies -> "Happy Holidays (Now Leave Me Alone Till Next Year)"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Holidays (Now Leave Me Alone Till Next Year)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

"Ho! Ho!!!"

Hear the sound of the reindeer team
Like the ones in an aviator's dream (Sleigh!)
Kids scream
The ones who find the coal are steamed

Hear the drunks singing full of wine
To a song that's titled, "Auld Lang Syne" (Hic!)
Cork's freed, the champagne glass is full today

It's New Years Eve, then Christmas comes, then Halloween
This is Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, and Valentines
All Holidays!!!

Smell the bird baking in the thyme
A mother makes yams, and pie that's Key Lime (Yum!)
Then turn the turkey on the uncooked side

Oops! I smashed your pumpkin again (Again!)
In my bag trapped a pound of smores and mints (Boo!)
A hag's how I'm dressed, like your ma, I meant

It's New Years Eve, then Christmas comes, then Halloween
This is Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, And Valentines
All Holidays!!!

"Yay!"

"Yay!!! Yay!!!"

"The representative from The North Pole has some more"

Punxsutawney is the resident groundhog
Winter days if his shadow's scent

Valentines you're giving flowers
And bid goodbyes to sex lament

Ha! Ha! Goes the jokin' classmen
Poured sugar bags into SUV

Tails of rabbit, Got to have it!
This holiday is meant for sweets

Applause, there's Claus, The cause? Monthly events!

It's New Years Eve, then Christmas comes, then Halloween
This is Thanksgiving, Mardi Gras, And Valentines

Let's Trick-Or-Treat, With reindeer, And some turkey thighs
Fireworks sparking, no more stress, till in-laws arrive
That's peachy fine
I'm Holidazed!!!

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sushitime - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
dude this parody was freakin hilarious....it was funny too
blondE - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah hallmark holdays. Money. money and really cheesy cards. Kind of glad we don't really celebrate halloween here(one less lot of tacky decorations from myer that sit in the attic taking up space). Kind of sad that people are forgetting the meaning of all these holidays. I gotta say you captured the real spirit of these a million times better than hallmark or the ink group. 555
Agrimorfee - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Very clever tune, Matthias, deserves more votes and comments. Sorry I missed this earlier.
Johnny D - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Smash that funky pumpkin right, boy!
Michael McVey - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Certainly an interesting take on the holiday blues. --MM
Red Ant - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Aside from having to bend the calender a bit for the choruses, this was excellent, including a lot of great rhyming. 555.
Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-H) "Smell the bird baking in the thyme" coupleted with "Key Lime" had me drooling, matthias - very evocative writing - 555
Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3H) This parody almost makes me wish I was American, Jack...however, given who your president is, I'll pass. Great work. 555
Matthias - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Kristof, how many times do I have to tell you it's pronouned Matt-hi-as, not Jack
Scathe - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) "Holidazed", nice. :-)
Jeff Reuben - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Key Lime...mmmmmm. Nice job with this (and only two months after the Christmas shopping season started!)

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