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Song Parodies -> "Canadian idiot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Canadian idiot"

Parody Written by:

Mike and Jonny

The Lyrics

Canadian Idiot

Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot
In a nation under the maple leaf
And can you hear the sound of the Mounties?
The subliminal smack of horses falling!

Welcome to some new kinds of accents, eh?
We Americans don't use these everyday.
But that doesn't really mean it's not okay.
Without the Curling dreams of tomorrow,
We Canadians would have nothing to follow.
But "hockey is best," most would argue.

Well maybe we are the faggots Canadia
"To play hockey" on all our agendas
Now everybody go grab some syrup
And all dance along, cause you're all free from Europe!

Welcome to some new kinds of accents, eh?
We Americans don't use these everyday.
But that doesn't really mean it's not okay.
Without the Curling dreams of tomorrow,
We Canadians would have nothing to follow.
But "hockey is best," most would argue.

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't want a nation that never has common sense
Information comes from the Maple Leaf
Calling out to idiot Canadians.

Welcome to some new kinds of accents, eh?
We Americans don't use these everyday.
But that doesn't really mean it's not okay.
Without the Curling dreams of tomorrow,
We Canadians would have nothing to follow.
But "hockey is best," most would argue.

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Taryn - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
That's not very nice! - But very amusing, eh signed, The Canadian idiot, Taryn
Karen - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hardy har har ~Signed by yet another Canadian idiot, Karen...
Jonny - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry if this offends any Canadians... what other title could we make it? Czechleslovakian Idiot?
Kat - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
As a "Canadian Idiot," I find it hilarious. What is life if you can't make fun of yourself every once in a while?

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