She's the devil.
She's a skank.
She's the a** of the world,
and she's dangerous.
She's the devil,
in pink panties.
Teen princess on the brink of destruction.
From the O.C.,
to New Orleans.
She's the one that they call Lindsay Lohan.
She's a symbol of influence.
Yet she's riding on the guys like a hurricane.

Is she singing?
Voice is sinking,
and she's the singer of all bombs.
She's a big ingrate.
Ashlee's trouble for SNL,
and sister Jessie's got more fame now than she deserves.
They're....

Chorus: Defects of evolution.
Their life's a quest for guys.
We need a liberation,
against their fame-struck lives.
Oh I just can't abide.

(Chorus)

She's a riddle.
She's insane.
Ms. Duff that's enough of your "Cute Cherade".
She's beautiful.
Sweet like candy.
Yet she's got a Trojan Condom inside her bag. ;)

She's no rebel.
She's no saint.
She's a Teeny Bopper bent on corruption.
She's so perfect,
that it can't be,
that her reputation's under construction.

She's the devil.
She's the devil.
She's the devil,
and she's so heinous.
(Repeat)