-> "Willy Wonka"
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Willy Wonka's opening his factory once again.
Five Golden Tickets will determine who goes in.
He's walking towards us now.
Top hat down to his brow.
Comin' at you on the count of 1, 2...
1! 2! 3! 4!
My name is Wonka and you better not wear it out.
Crazy candy-maker that Grandpa Joe talked about.
King of the Oompa-Loompas, here to represent:
The heir to all my fortunes and establishment.
That Augustus Gloop is such a glutton.
He makes me angry and he pushes all my buttons.
Violet Beauregarde is prissy and she's very dumb.
Turned into a bluberry just from chewing some gum.
Veruca Salt is a brat who should be punished.
And Mike Teevee can't look beyond his T.V. set.
All those kids were lost upon arrival.
Charlie Bucket isn't quite so suicidal.
Are you yelling at me?
I'll give you something to cry about.
My name's Willy Wonka.
I'm a little bit nuts.
I'm the one who gave the factory to Charlie.
A poor teenage boy who's only 13 years old.
Like the ticket his streets have now turned to gold.
I really need to say it,
that those kids were spoiled.
So thus they payed the price for their nastiness.
Welcome to the factory. Make yourself at home.
Unselfish acts of kindness lead to happiness.
It's now Charlie,
working with me.
Wonka's my name.
So don't wear it out.
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