Don't wanna be that Napoleon Dynamite.
Don't wanna face having to feed Tina.
And can you see his cousin is pathetica.
The conventional life of Napoleon.

Welcoming the new kid named Pedro.
From across the Hispanic nation.
Everything he says is basically ''okay''.
Lunch scene the same as tommorow.
They're not the ones your meant to follow.
For that I wouldn't be you.

Well maybe I'm a bo-dag , Napoleon.
I'm not part of a school geek agenda.
Now this is why he's the teen Castanza.
And brings along to the age of adolesence.

Welcome to a kid who's irritation.
Falls across his dance sensation.
Everytime Uncle Rico's in his way.
Favorite animal woman is a liger.
He's not the one your meant to follow.
For that I wouldn't be you.

Don't wanna be that Napoleon Dynamite.
One kid living with freakin' idiots.
Aggravated age in small area.
He's calling someone ''Idiot!'' , Napoleon.