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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Day"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Day"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Sorry this is late
Say, Hey!
We're shopping in every store
Getting' all our presents ready for Christmas
The day
We start is Black Friday

See the lights on our green tree
And the lights on the house and Christmas wreath
The lights
They are so bright , the neighbors have to cover their eyes

(*chorus*)
We've got the tree, and garland, we've got all the lights
We've got them morning , afternoon and at night
ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

We've got Santa and his sleigh out front
It says Ho Ho Ho, and Rudplph's nose
Neighbors
Complain that theyre going blind

Let's get a gingerbread man ( bread man! )
So we can have something with all of the cookies
And then
We also have some apple crisp

We've got the tree, and garland, we've got all the lights
We've got them morning , afternoon and at night
ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

"The residents in this house now have the floor"


Check out all these lights that have , man
Got more lights than our ornaments
Relatives get all excited
The lights are white like wonder bread
Our house is like Chevy Chase's
In the movie Christmas Vacation
Cant have more or there'll be fires
The pets may bite on all the light strands
They don't,, and we, Santa and reindeer out in front!

We've got the tree, and garland, we've got all the lights
We've got them morning , afternoon and at night
ON CHRISTMAS DAY!
This is our lives, on Christmas Day
2005 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 18

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ninja chick - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
dude that was funnie... keep writing parodies!
Joel Martinez - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah! Green Day ROCKS!!
Spaff.com - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! I swear I was gonna do "Christmas Day" to "Holiday" but didn't get around to it. I'm glad you did it. There are some nice details in here (I especially like the sheer randomness of "The lights are white like Wonder Bread") and I appreciate your nods to "Overdecorated." Also, Jack, you should check out the Dec 2 comment on my Odysseus parody.
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch Spaff!!! Thats cool that you were gonna do it, Im gonna do some mroe late Christmas parodes, have you been following my Bearlesw project? Im gonna have some Beatles Christ,as parodies too. Thanks, yeah the Christmas Vacation line was inpsired byy Overdecorated :D Sure will, did I make a typo? Oh and on my comment of Shopping Cart of Porlk and Beans, I really do wanna hear that recorded I even sang it hile listening Boulevard of Broken Dreams excellently paced. Ok Im done now phew I was gonna do aparody about Christmas trees to the above mentioned song, but I couidnt think of anything but subbing the line "Where the city sleeps" with "Fiber optic trees"
Matthias - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This is good a little mispaced in a few areas as well as a few gramer errors, but I'm not an English teacher... Great job!!!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found an mp3 of the original song here:

www.archive.org/download/Holiday_2/GreendayAmericanidiot03Ho­liday.mp3
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Good job! 444!
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Nice work. Maybe some Amiright artists can get together and make a Christmas album. This would be a definite track! And, of course, Spaff isn't included (He's got his own frikkin' Christmas Album!).
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) bob, did you happen to notice The Crazy Diamonds' Deck The Wall Christmas album this year which inlcuded Spaff, myself, MAtthias, and Red Ant? Jack, great parody, its enthusiasm is infectious. (I don't understand the last line in the last verse, but a minor quibble)
Adagio - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ooh...I have seen those houses! Really liked the parody (Unfortunately, the midi didn't work)
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
What Spaff said. I promise, Jackie, I'll get to your Beatles parodies one of these days soon. By the way, I have now sent three different "Boulevard" parodies to Robert Lund, but I haven't gotten him to bite yet. I've got another one ready; maybe the fourth time is the charm.
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Nice job on imagery. It never fails.
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) nice addition to the Amiright Xmas Collection Jack - there really should be a Xmas category - and thanks for the LOL I got from remembering Chevy and his staple-gun
Red Ant - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, a few missed rhymes but other than that very good. "The pets may bite on all the light strands" was my favorite line.
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!!! Alright Spaff!!
Kristof Robertson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You'd think this would be an obvious choice of OS for a christmas parody, Jack...but you pretty much nailed it. Great job. 555
wannabemustangjockey - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice job on this. For some reason I like "Our house is like Chevy Chase's / In the movie Christmas Vacation" -- an awkward sort-of rhyme but it works in my mind anyway.
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Kinda fun...
Rick C - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "Neighbors complain that they're going blind" did remind me of Christmas Vacation. Fun and bright. 555
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice song for the Red and Green Day.
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Here's your gift...3 5s!
Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM), meh, soprry but it was only ok, pacing was quite poor, but u made up for it with funny, 344
Claude Prez - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty funny Jack
Johnny D - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wilsonian to the max! It's never too late for Christmas, JW.
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Amusing, but needs a bit of pacing work
Jack Wilson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Much belated thanks everyone!

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