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Song Parodies -> "Problems With Post-Seering Districts"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Problems With Post-Seering Districts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sorry 'bout the long silence of music. I've been busy with lots of other things for awhile, but I was able t squeeze another one out for your viewing pleasure.
I'm here, all by myself
There's lots of trolls and imps for me to pwn
Not sure where to go
Got to find a road, or find some bones

I walk these desert sands
Have to get ascended by any means
Don't get as much sleep
'Cause I'm the active one and I fight alone
I fight alone, I fight alone
I fight alone with no hench

I solo 'cause nobody wants to join me
I solo 'cause I really need the money
Sometimes I wish that I could form a party
But everyone's asleep


I'm running out of time
Have to go to work, starting at 9
On the bonus now, almost done
But then I die alone
Tried another time
One guy joined and everything's alright
He's a monk that heals, helps me stay alive
So we go alone
He brings some skills, he's level 8
He doesn't heal, he's such a-

I solo 'cause nobody wants to join me
I solo 'cause I really need the money
Sometimes I wish that none of them will fight me
I'm running for my life


I aggro'd more, so I died a-

(Guitar Solo)

I play all by myself
Ranger LFG for Titan Quests
Everyone is up
But they're all AFK so I go out

I wish that someone would like to join me
I don't mind sharing all the loot and money
I wish that I could be part of a party
But then no one will res

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, and not sure what video game this is specifically about, but I can relate having played EverQuest (aka NeverQuest, Evercrack). Shamans used to be the class when the game first came out (Kunark), by the Planes expansions they were all but worthless, especially after the grouping bonuses effectively killed all solo classes. That and needing 6+ Time gear equppied players just to make decent XP/AA past 65. RIP Aggrok, level 65 oracle on Luclin server.

Oh, for the parody, I gave you a 555 because "He's a monk that heals" made me LOL, for real. Monks healing? They probably do it better than shaman do now in EQ anyway........
Huff - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow Red Ant. DKTOS? This is probably the most over played G.D. song there is. And really I couldn't understand a word of what you just said. Oh and 333 for the parody because that was a little sketchy on the pacing and, as I said, I really don't know anything about Everquest or any of those games. Well, except for Runescape, but that game is boring after awhile anyways.

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