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Song Parodies -> "I Wear Cologne"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"I Wear Cologne"

Parody Written by:

Brandon Newman

The Lyrics

My sister had this song on repeat, and it kept on saying I walk alone, I walk alone. After about the 13249832342378 time I heard it, It sounded like Billie Joe was saying, " I wear cologne". Since then the song was born
I wear cologne you know
The only kind I've ever shown
It kind of hurts my nose
But it's all I have and I wear cologne

I thought I really stink
now everyone who sees me doesn't scream
But the city reeks
and I'm the only one and I wear cologne

I wear cologne
I wear cologne

I wear cologne
I were col

My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

She stopped me at the shrine
She said that I smell really fine
I don't really mind
Until I found out that she's a guy

I should have read the signs
I found out that smelling good's a crime
shivers down my spine
But I don't really care, "cause I wear cologne

I wear cologne
I wear cologne

I wear cologne
I were col

My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah


I wear cologne
I were col

I thought I really stink
now everyone who sees me doesn't scream
But the city reeks
and I'm the only one and I wear col

My bottles only one who wants to touch me
My stinky stench's the only thing that's fleeing
I smell bad , do you really want to sue me?
"til then I wear cologne



copyright Brandon Newman 2005-06

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ROBERTO - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I NOES WOH YOU ARE
who cares what my name is - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing is a tad off, but other than that it's not too bad.

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