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Song Parodies -> "Lars Ulrich"

Original Song Title:

"Shoplifter"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Lars Ulrich"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

yes, i know it's an outdated topic, but who cares...
Lars Ulrich, you've always bitched
About that download site
Lars Ulrich, you're filthy rich
You got the bark but you've got no bite

Ya know you seem to be, an insecurity
Well we all like sh*t that's free
Now that you've made your opinion known
I'm gonna download a "One" ringtone

I don't care if I'm stealing
If it's from a greedy man
We know how you're feeling
It's just that none of us understand, oh

Lars Ulrich, your mouth needs stitched
So you can stop your rant
Cause nobody listents to a man who looks
Like a hairy breast implant

I don't care if I'm stealing
If it's from a greedy guy
We know how you're feeling
It's just that none of us understand

Lars Ulrich, you've always bitched
About some stolen songs
Lars Ulrich, just take a hint
And realize you're filthy rich
And realize you're filthy rich
And realize you're friggin rich

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