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Song Parodies -> "Homecoming Night"

Original Song Title:

"Homecoming"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Homecoming Night"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Please be as nice as possible w/ratings and comments cause this song was HELL to parody...I. The Basketball GameII. HalftimeIII. Stuck In the BathroomIV. Dumped By My GirlfriendV. Homecoming Dance
I. the Basketball Game:

Tonight, it's school homecoming
And I'm sitting at the game
Don't know, why I'm here – cause it's boring, and lame
Down another bag of chips, on my second Coke
Oh when, will halftime begin?

On the court, the team
Are playing like the coaches' worst dream
There's no chance, no hope
They're making our school look like a big joke
Referee, making – calls that get the coach steamed
Getting pissed, he thrusts – a ball into the referees' nuts

What the hell is this? There's something all over my chips!
And I paidtoo much. I got grifted, swindled and such
In the crowd, of kidssome people are flipping their lids
They say "we're f****d now", and we've lost the game
"And poor schooling is the one thing to blame"

My ass diedjust now, I been sittin' for I don't know how
Long, and I – can't wait, to get out of this uncomfortable state

II. Halftime

It's finally here, it's finally here
It's finally time, the buzzer just chimed
And It's finally here, yeah it's finally here
It's finally time, the buzzer just chimed

Standing in the hall, at halftime now
Trying to get the feeling back in my ass cheeks
I'm stuck listening to some kid from school now
He's in his own world and he's a dips**t

I'd rather be doin' something else now
Like listening to punk rock on my iPod color
My nights gone to pot, it's a waste of time, yeah
And I've had enough, of bleacher sitting

Somebody get me fries and coke
Even though the price is a f*****g joke
Somebody get me cheese and chips
Get me that drink that stains my lips

Rest of game to play, and I don't wanna stay
Get me outta here, somehow
I just wanna have fun, I don't wanna sit by someone
Who cheers, and screams and yells
This school sports sh*t aint for me!

III. Stuck in the Bathroom

I pulled a muscle, sitting on the toilet, after ten plates of nachos
And a burnt hot dog
Holding up the line in, the high school hallway
And I can't tell anyone to "go f**k off"
Sitting here alone, yeah I shoulda stayed home
But my friend said it'd be a fun evening

Please just flow!
Stuck in the bathroom, the dance will start soon
You're all out laughing at me and my bowels.
Please just flow!
Stuck in the bathroom, the dance will start soon
You're all out there on the dance floor, havin' fun.
Oh, no, no!

IV. Dumped By My Girlfriend

I got out of the pot
I got out of the loo
Time to hit the dance floor
And maybe dance with you
I got a really hot date
She drives a really nice car
She that after the dance
"We're both goin' far!"
Oh crap, I just got the news
My date up and ran off!
I just got dumped and sh*t on by
A really bitchy chick
But I really don't care
Really don't care, really don't care!

V. Homecoming Dance

There I sit, on the side of the wall
Left in boredom and I'm really starving
Runnin' back to the vending stand
To get me some sweets

The time goes by as if it's goin nowhere
It's so dull that it really ain't fair, no
Lookin' for some pleasure or some kind of fun
I'm searchin' in despair

The DJ's spinning some awful, poppy shit again
From that Jesse McCartney to those fags called Simple Plan
So send my "date" a thank you card, signed "go to f*****g hell!"
And I'm stuck at the

Dance
This boring dance, again
Dance
This crappy dance again

I started f*****g dancin' yeah, but I got stopped
The teachers don't consider it a dance if it, is just a sweaty mosh,
And

I'm
I'm f*****g bored again
I'm
I'm f*****g bored again
Dance
This boring dance, again
Dance
This crappy dance again
I'm
I'm f*****g bored again
I'm
Stuck at this dance again
Finally, I'm leaving, for my time I'm grieving,
I wasted my evening, being bored

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Josh 2 - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
good parody mate, as your the only the second person on amiright to parody this song (I'm the first). i thought it was pretty good but the pacing was a bit off in places, and the profanity made it less enjoyable to read. So i gave you 4's
JasonM84 - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I have it all 4s, because I figure a 9:18 song is a bitch and a half to parody

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