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Song Parodies -> "Straining"

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Green Day

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The Lyrics

I've been straining a long time
for my crap to come
not all
still I'll be here trying
I'm just trying and trying
I've been straining for hours
boy this sure is foul
waiting for my crap
why does my poop have to be stalled

this the worst moment
I have ever lived...
come out

all that comes out is air
farting...but I'm still not crapping
don't like this at all
I really do hate this
just have to ... be constipated
hopefully... I can make some dung

this is the worst moment
I have ever lived..
come out
all I can do is fart

I've been straining a long time
for my crap to come
not good at all

this sucks
it is so stupid
bad luck
that's all I'm getting
I don't know if I can crap ...
at all ....

come out
all I can do is fart

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