I've been straining a long time
for my crap to come
constipated
not good...at all
still I'll be here trying
I'm just trying and trying
I've been straining for hours
boy this sure is foul
waiting for my crap
why does my poop have to be stalled



this the worst moment
I have ever lived...
come out


all that comes out is air
farting...but I'm still not crapping
don't like this at all
I really do hate this
just have to ... be constipated
hopefully... I can make some dung


this is the worst moment
I have ever lived..
come out
all I can do is fart


I've been straining a long time
for my crap to come
constipated
not good at all


this sucks
it is so stupid
bad luck
that's all I'm getting
I don't know if I can crap ...
at all ....

come out
all I can do is fart